I guess I solved my own problem.
The fuse, located behind the battery. (Nissan... why the **** would u put a fuse box behind the battery? **** you for doing this)
Any who, if your side markers, taillights and license plate lights are not working, this is where to check!
The laptop is not a necessary tool for this task, but it helps if you're referring to this page while doing the job
This 'bozi txa' wasted 2 hours of my day 
