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12-11-2006, 04:45 PM
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New Diet Plan
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in
line to checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.. Duh!  I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I had awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
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12-11-2006, 04:49 PM
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ahahhahaahh people are freaking retarded
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12-11-2006, 04:49 PM
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You = mean.
 LOL Wait, I'm startin' **** with ya! Oh noes!
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12-11-2006, 05:55 PM
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LOL, good one GW.......made standing in line a little less boring........
 BTW, I have Purina Veterinary diet which helps keep my teeth cleaner, and won't upset my bowels......... Dayne and Sid get so upset when I do-do on the rug.....  C. 
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12-11-2006, 06:13 PM
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Ewwwwwww.
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12-11-2006, 07:30 PM
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LMAO, that is hilarious! Great story Bob!
Does that mean that you have Milk Bones for dessert??
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12-11-2006, 07:37 PM
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LMAO..... you probally sent her to the physc ward after that
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12-11-2006, 07:49 PM
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12-11-2006, 10:59 PM
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Love it!
Snickering away, grace
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12-11-2006, 11:16 PM
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This was a joke guys, you get that right? It didn't really happen. I paraphrased a joke I read.
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12-12-2006, 04:29 AM
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lol nice joke
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12-12-2006, 10:43 AM
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 Is that really a true story???
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