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Old 03-29-2009, 12:08 PM
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How can I KILL a Tree??? Its just a small dogwood.

OK, here is the deal. There was a Dogwood tree that had SERIOUS sentimental valve to my fiance, her sister and her Dad. Since the parents have devorced the mother want the dogwood tree. She minupliated quite a few people to get it dig up, hauled and replanted last week.

That tree has to die.. Its a serious issue right now, and as long as that tree is alive in her yard, things will not settle...

HOW DO I KILL IT.... this is tricky.. I cant just pull the usual. I would mow that mother fvcker over with my G if I knew I would not end up in jail over it. It MUST look like mother nature took the tree... So that puts used oil, gasoiline, and fire out of the question...

What can I dump in the ground at the roots that will cause the tree to die in a few days???? It must have NO odor... I was kinda thinking about Battery acid, but I am also affraid of all the grass dying in a big circle around the tree...


I am not joking, not kidding, not looking for a thread hi-jacking... I gotta kill this fvckin tree so I can get some rest at night.... Someone please help....
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I gotta kill this fvckin tree so I can get some rest at night....
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You can buy stump remover and drill a whole in the side of the tree since it's not cut down yet.. Only thing I can think of besides gas and that doesn't work the way you think it will.
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stump remover is out.. it would leave the drilled hole as evidence, and also would take too long... too much noise..
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I was just told that a Concentraded Round-Up would kill a Dogwood, if you put it on full strength...

I just wanna fill up a BIG McDonalds cup with something, walk by, and dump... Keep it simple.
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You could "ring it". Depending on how big the trunk is, you cut a ring all the way around the trunk and deep enough to disrupt the layer of phloem that carries the nutrients. I don't know if you could do this quietly enough to not get caught.
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the ring would be obvious that it was intentionally done...

It MUST look and appear to be non-intentional... like it jsut didnt live though the transplant.
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lol i looked on google and found these

An alternative (or belt for the braces) is to purchase about 1lb of
Sodium Chlorate which is highly explosive when dry and mixed with
sugar. Bury that near the tree and watch the sucker die.

A final technique is to get some Roundup (Glysophate is the technical
term) and give the tree a spray (preferably on the leaves) whenever
you are not observed.
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Old 03-29-2009, 12:33 PM
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This forum is the best!!!!

What other car forum can you go to when you have to figure out how to kill a tree???
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maybe this one?
http://forums2.gardenweb.com/forums/...414631355.html
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termites? Buy some and put them on the tree. Or any parasites for that matter. It is possible that those parasites got there by themselves...
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termites? Buy some and put them on the tree. Or any parasites for that matter. It is possible that those parasites got there by themselves...
Now there is an idea... once they eat the tree... they can go for the house.
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That tree has to die

HOW DO I KILL IT

I would mow that mother fvcker over with my G
Loooool Kuneff, you just made my day

Funniest thing I've read in months

Sorry can't help you out, I think all the good ideas have been given, and ohh if you can take a pic of the tree so we know how large it is
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If you pour urine on it for a while that will also kill it and it will just look like it dried up and died.
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