Epic thread: Trolling on Plenty of Fish!

[G35ftw]

This is really one of the funniest threads I have read in a long, long while. I've only read up to page 23 or so but man this is good stuff!! First couple pages are a little slow but keep going, you will be loling hard http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=113240131 Here's a little taste.. Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr This is awesome. If I were to get bj from you I could tell my buddies my ***** slapped three different chins at once. Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr Damn baby. I wish I could be that wall Fatty - Oh yeah, why is that? Drunkninja - Why? Why not? Being a wall would be f***ing awesome. You dont have to do **** all day. Get to listen to other peoples drama, stare down girls shirts, and nobody would know because your a f***ing wall Fatty - Oh yeah. I totally here that guy Drunkninja - So can we make love now. The only catch is prior to ejaculation I like to yell to the top of my lungs "THIS IS SPARTA" Then I like to spray my load all over the place like a fire hose. We will probably need to go to your house cus that **** gets messy Fatty - what are we reinacting 300? lol. and my house to make the mess? damn guy.. what kind of stuff is that? haha. Drunkninja - Well no, I dont really remember that scene in the movie 300. We could reinact one of the sex scenes. Fatty - only if youll be the girl and i can be the guy. lol. Drunkninja - No I dont like things shoved up my *** Fatty - haha it was a joke, as i thought we were just jokin this whole time. oops. Drunkninja - That was a joke. No I actually have a cantelope up my *** now. Fatty - well then that sounds like a party you got going on over there. shame i wasnt invited. Drunkninja - Yeah its a kickass party. What you do is have you and your friend ejaculate. Then you take the two specimens and combine them together on a slide a observe through a microscope. The sperm will then go into an all out war. We like to place bets and see who's sperm is the last standing. If you want to have some real fun have I have all my buddies come over and we all play sperm wars together. When you combine like ten peoples sperm together those little f***ers go into an all out battle royal. They don't like to play with me anymore since my sperm always wins cus I am so alpha. So do you like children? Fatty - Wow all that and you ask if I like children. Lol! I do but I would never let you near mine Drunkninja - Yeah I love children. My 6 year old neice is the sweetest little girl ever. This story is kind of funny but I went on this pineapple diet where basically all I eat all day is pineapples. The point is to get very sweet and fruity ***. I did this for my girlfriend at the time (we broke up though). Well after eating nothing but pineapple for 2 weeks I decide to get some ice cream as a cheat meal. Well my neice loves ice cream as well so I take her with me. I ordered a Rocky road. My neice got vanilla. I was really curious as to how sweet my love nector was at this point but I did not want to taste it myself. I grab my neices Ice cream cone and take it to the bathroom. I ejaculate a massive pineapple flavored load on top of her vanilla ice cream. I tell her its special flavoring and give to her. She had a puzzled look on her face but she took a small lick anyways. She shouted out "WOW! this is really good". She gobbled down every last once of her uncles steamy load. She even had a little in the corner of her mouth that she licked and slurped down her throat. After that faitful day at the ice cream shop my neice would constantly ask for special sauce on her ice cream. I delivered for a while but realized I could not be on this pineapple diet forever. Her birthday was coming up in a few weeks and I had an incredible idea. I rented all the jailbait **** I could find, bought a couple hundred pineapples, and a couple cases of viagra. Night and day all I did was ********** to jailbait **** and unleash my pineapple love nector into an old jar of jelly. Well I finished in 2 weeks with enough time to wrap it and place a bow on it. I gave her the special sauce on her birthday just as I planned. She loved her special sauce so much she started eating it straight from the jar with a spoon. She is a very good hearted girl though. So good hearted that she even shared it at the school Christmas party so all the children could try. Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr I dont know if sparks flew but the button for my boxers that holds my junk in place flew like a hundred feet in the air after I saw your pic. Fatty - NOw that is a good pick up line ... Hi , i am krissy how are you ? Drunkninja - I am great. Just got done playing sperm wars with a friend. What you do is have you and your friend ejaculate. Then you take the two specimens and combine them together on a slide a observe through a microscope. The sperm will then go into an all out war. We like to place bets and see who's sperm is the last standing. If you want to have some real fun have I have all my buddies come over and we all play sperm wars together. When you combine like ten peoples sperm together those little f***ers go into an all out battle royal. They don't like to play with me anymore since my sperm always wins cus I am so alpha. Those f***ers are badass like spartans. With that said I have been trying to get a hold of Chuck Norris to play sperm wars to figure out if I have the most alpha sperm on the planet. He has not returned my phone calls. Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr Very pretty smile. It brightened my day. Fatty - Why thank you. Yours looks nice to Drunkninja - Oh man I am sorry. I was messaging this hot chick and must have accidently emailed you. No the sun actual went back in the clouds, cowered in fear, and died a little on the inside after it saw your smile.

[G35ftw]

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

Wow this pic made me commit genocide on millions of my unborn love soldiers

Klo - well thank u very much ill take that as a compliment lol tho it still is a little disturbing the way u put it but u seem like fun so ill give u a whirl lol

Drunkninja - Sorry, I was actually off my meds when I wrote you but your kindness inspired me to write a song about you.

Hey there Klo
What's it like in philly?
I'm staring at you naked with a pair of binoculars
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Hobos in the gutter can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there klo
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side...literally

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there klo
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with your nude pics
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there klo
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

Hidden in your closet seems pretty far
But I have arms and s*** to reach out
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
KloI can promise you
That by the time we get through
You will never be the sam
And you're to blame

Hey there klo
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more minutes and you will be done drying your hair
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This one's for you

Oh it's what I am about to do to you
Oh it's what I am about to do to you
Oh it's what I am about to do to you
Oh it's what I am about to do to you
What I am about to do to you


Klo - oh i love u will u marry me lol that was soo sweet even tho u stole most of the lyrics from another song i still appreciate it so how often r u on ur meds lol im not sure wat side of u is better on rthe meds or off u let me know babe ttusoon k

I love you too baby! Where do you want to get married. In the meantime I drawed you a very good picture. It is probably my best work yet so enjoy.

Sent picture to her

a few posts later...

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

What you no like my art work. I hope thats not the case because I put my heart and soul into it. I make more artwork for you. This one predicts our future.

[G35 Mass]

Ahahahaha! That's great!

[G35 Mass]

LAWL at this reply:

[G35ftw]

^^Haha ya that pic is brilliant

[G35ftw]

Moar

Originally Posted by drunkninjamastr

emmie - i was just reading your profile and it literally made me laugh out loud. I would love to get to know you better...if you feel like talking sometime let me know! Hope to hear from you soon!

Drunkninja - hey, hey. Thanks for the compliment. After looking through your profile there is one thing i desperately want to do.

Emmie - what is the one thing you desperately want to do?

Drunkninja - make love to a catholic school girl

emmie - lol...but i just got back from the mall and i dunno, that took a lot out of me just kidding...i actually just got done shoveling my driveway...so since the making love thing is out for right now, would you settle for getting to know a catholic school girl?

Drunkninja - no, i am horny as ****. Do you have any catholic school boys you could introduce me to like a little brother or something.

Emmie - no i don't

drunkninja - you are a bad girlfriend

emmie - lol. What?

Drunkninja - yeah, you are being a ****ing bitch. I drew this picture of you so i could acurately show you my disgust.

Sent pic

Weird, pic is working in original thread. Attached below

[G35 Mass]

A hahaha. Who has time to think this crap up??

[G35ftw]

Lol, beats me but this is the first time I have literally laughed out loud from a thread in a very long time haha

[TIAN]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats is awesome!

[MJ-G35]

OMGAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.....My neighbors probably think I'm crazy. I have not laughed so hard in years. Just from this thread, I haven't even made it to that site yet.

[G35ftw]

Moar!!

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

Drunkninja - Grr... Looking angry in that one pic. I almost sent my German shepherd after you

Ugg - Haha, your funny

Drunkninja - No seriously! I am breeding German Shepherds and thought you might be a suitable mate. Ol' Lucky is pure bread. I have the Pedigree to prove it. So please hit me up when you can.

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

Were you going for the human ***** look in this pic? If so I ****ing love it.

Originally Posted by DrunkNinjaMastr

Fran - How are you?

Drunkninja - Awesome now that you emailed me
Fran - Haha wow cheesy pick up line internet style?I like it. What's up?

Drunkninja - Pretty cheesy but it comes from the heart baby. I am your everyday hopeless romantic

Fran - That's sweet. So how did you end up on here?

Drunkninja - Just trying to find some girls worthy enough to accept my love seed. You?

Fran - I'm just trying to meet people in NY again.If something else comes of it thats awesome. I moved back a few months ago, and haven't really gotten to talk to many old friends or make new ones

Drunkninja - Yeah you definitely should meet some new people.

I like the glasses BTW. If you get together with me you will need them as a splash guard.

Fran - A splash guard for what? haha

Drunkninja - My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to assassinate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss "shredder" who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and ****ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today.

It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an assasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF's getting ****ed up the ***. I knew I wasn't going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn't think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy ****. That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ****ing **** *****. By ***** got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally ****ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now.

So what do you like to do for fun?

Fran - LMAO WOW I've never heard anything like that. That was... creative. I just like to chill. Up for anything usually .you?


Yeah, my mom always gets pissed off because she has to clean up all the mess. I guess I am pretty chill and laid back as well. I am usually up for some good old fashioned whoopie any day of the week.

Fatty - Wait wait. you dont even clean that up yourself? I'm sorry thats sick.

Drunkninja - Of course not. Thats what women are for

Fatty - Wow i really really hope your kidding.

Drunkninja - Why would I be kidding about something that is common sense. Its in the bible. Thou daughters of eve shalt listen to the son of Adam and clean up his semen residue whenever thee jacks off to jailbait ****

[G35 Mass]

Its in the bible. Thou daughters of eve shalt listen to the son of Adam and clean up his semen residue whenever thee jacks off to jailbait ****

[Defratos]

LOOOL I can't stop laughing hahaha and I'm at work :P

[escobar929]

lol some of these are great

[paintshop]

nice