Look what my dog did!

[srsly]

so many guest cause people are whoreing the url lol I googled it and got 5 pages of hits

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[turbomaxima]

did any sh*t get on my suede???

[Hexxum001]

How the fvck did I miss this thread for 2 weeks??

Ryan-OMFG!!

This is one reason why no animal will ever be in my G. Shiet, I hardly ever let another person ride in my G let alone an animal.

[Guam671]

wow...gonna be the pron thread count!!!

[Nismo G]

HAHAHAHAHA i don't even know what to say!!! LMFAO! WTFFFFF!!!! Im just going to assume that it is dog sh!t all OVER the place!!! WTF HAHAHA!!!! That dog had to **** like a firehose! That had to of taken forever to clean!

-Sean

[Nismo G]

What happened with the girl?

-Sean

[IvoryGT]

^he got some sympathy towel and probably some nookie with something like aww your poor car...lol

[BlueDevilBAMF]

You know it's going to be tough to sell your car when... you google the URL about a dog sh*tting in it, and you come up with 76 hits

[6MTzer]

Good luck with the perforated seats!

Great looking dog, but I think he would be in the dog house for quite a while after that.

[nchima]

sooo many guest slowing down server, febreeze that car everyday till the end of this year and you should be okay

[kernel]

Originally Posted by TKT-GETR

About 6 years ago, my wife and I had our Min-Pin, Tillie, in our Acura CL with us. I was driving, and Tillie was standing on my wife's lap with her head out the passenger window. I pulled in to park at McDonalds, and when I pulled the keys out of the ignition, I accidentally bumped the 'Arm' button on the alarm remote. The problem is, my alarm has the window interface, so when I armed it, it automatically rolled the window up - squishing Tillie's neck and throat in the process. I hear my wife scream and turn to see our pooch dangling by her neck from the top of the passenger door and flailing around like a flag in a hurricane. I stared in disbelief for a split-second - horrified at the cartoonish events that were unfolding right in front of my eyes. And before I can react, Tillie lets loose a squirty $hit that shoots, slow motion like, accross the cabin, plastering the front of my shirt pretty good. So here I am in the Micky Dees parking lot, covered in crap, fumbling with the keys, wifey screaming bloodly murder in the passenger seat, with a half decapitated dog sticking out the window, flopping around for dear life and shooting diarreha from her a$$ cannon in rapid fire succession. Somehow in all the confusion, I managed to get the keys back into the ignition and roll the window down. Released from her deathlock, she fell back and collapsed into the wife's lap, gasping for air. I never will forget the look on Tillie's face... her eyes popping out of her head and her tongue dangling listlessly to one side... her expression was a mix of 'Im alive!' and 'WTF just happened?' and 'I can has Cheezeburger now?'

Eventually Tillie caught her breath, and after a few minutes was back to her normal self. I think the cheesburger helped. My wife and I, however, have been tramatized for life...

that is priceless. Did you get out of the car and go into the McDs to clean up, I can't imagine the looks u got.

Originally Posted by QuadCam

Holy ****E Ryan. How did I miss this thread. How many times did you heave while cleaing that up. Dog crap is just so pungent.

this didn't happen in my car, but my dog got sick in my bedroom, I dry heaved for about an hour after trying to clean it up at first.

[JayJay]

wow, i dont even wanna think what i would do if i was in your shoes!

[nchima]

WHAT, 1,249 guest. That's ridiculous.

[BlueDevilBAMF]

New record 2,415 users online... 1265 of which are viewing this thread... Ryan your Boxer has taken G35Driver to new heights!