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08-23-2008, 07:59 PM
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Democrat National Convention
2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING  7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.  7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & A Sharpton  7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING -DARRYL HANNAH  7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore  8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell  8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry  9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon  10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin  11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand  11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn  11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton  11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean  12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore  12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi  1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA  1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST  1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home 
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08-23-2008, 08:04 PM
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08-23-2008, 08:04 PM
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Damn, I'm a democrat but thats some funny stuff, good job Texasscout, very entertaining
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08-23-2008, 09:13 PM
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But Ted Kennedy doesn't drink anymore!
 My buddy has a funny story about good 'ol Ted Kennedy during a boat race up on the Cape. Right at a turn the wind died and all the boats cluster-fvcked. I can't remember the story exactly, but as they're next to Ted's boat they see him sitting there relaxing with a rum and coke. He yells something to them like, "I do believe we're at a turn. A HA HA HA!" And just started laughing like a crazy old man.
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08-24-2008, 12:46 AM
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Oh you're hirrarious!
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08-26-2008, 12:43 AM
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Hey, every now and then, even a blind hog finds and acorn.
I will say this about the Democrats, I am proud that they have finaly found their "moral compass". They won't let John Edwards speak at the Convention now because of his relationship with that other woman while his poor wife was/is fighting/dying of cancer. So.... They're getting Bill Clinton to speak insead.
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08-26-2008, 12:49 AM
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yeah cuz those are all republicans  btw, you guys let them off with no jail time, b/c child molestation is not so bad, right?? you just need therapy, no jail time... why shouldn't you be able to express your love for a little child?? BTW I Think Nambla is a sponsor
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08-26-2008, 12:57 AM
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NAMBLA Endorses McCain, Asks Boyish Obama Out For Ice Cream Monday, June 9, 2008 at 04:44PM Chris (New York, NY) Over the weekend Republican presidential nominee John McCain picked up another endorsement. This one was from the controversial North American Man-Boy Love Association or NAMBLA. “We believe that Senator McCain will be a great president. He’s a father figure who shares our values of family, national security and service to others,” said NAMBLA president Deiter Schaussen. “But our endorsement of John McCain doesn’t mean we dislike the boyish Senator Barack Obama. In fact, we really really like Obama and would like to take him out for some ice cream.” Surprisingly, Obama accept their invitation. “You know what, I really really like ice cream, and I would love to have some ice cream with anyone who loves children…Who knows maybe I can swing their endorsement my way.” After being told by his staff why NAMBLA really really loves children, Obama reneged on the ice cream date adding, “I really really hate the First Amendment sometimes, I really really do.” “That’s really really disappointing,” said Deiter Schaussen. “But maybe the Senator and myself can work out our differences with a game of touch basketball followed by a hot sauna and a nap." Obama said there would be no basketball game, sauna or nap. But during a campaign stop, McCain blindly accepted NAMBLA’s endorsement then stressed how much he liked the First Amendment, ice cream, touch basketball, saunas and naps. Article originally appeared on The Lost News (http://www.thelostnews.com/).
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08-26-2008, 08:07 AM
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there is no such thing as a hot chick that's into politics...
only hot chicks who pretend to be into politics because it's easier to pick up rich guys who think they know enough about politics.
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08-26-2008, 11:03 AM
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Best line of the bunch...
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08-26-2008, 11:57 AM
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Yeah, it was worth the "build up".
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