G35Driver - Infiniti G35 & G37 Forum Discussion - Here's a funny one some of us can relate to..

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> >There's nothing worse than a Doctor's receptionist who
> >insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
> >of other patients. I know most of us have experienced
> >this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
> >
> >An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room
> >and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said,
> >"Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.
> >
> >The receptionist became irritated and said, "You
> >shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say
> >things like that."
> >
> >"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,"
> >he said.
> >
> >The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some
> >embarrassment in this room full of people. You should
> >have said there is something wrong with your ear or
> >something, and discussed the problem further with the
> >Doctor in private."
> >
> >The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions
> >in a room full of strangers, if the answer could
> >embarrass anyone."
> >
> >The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
> >re-entered.
> >
> >The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"
> >
> >"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.
> >
> >The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,
> >knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong
> >with your ear,Sir??"
> >
> >"I can't piss out of it," he replied.
> >
> >The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with
> >seniors and you're gonna lose!:biggthumpup:

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