POO Ninja...it's work safe
 

Man normally, I wouldn't post something like this, but this was one of the funniest things that ever happened to me and I had to share it w/ my bros..

I actually had to go into the office today, and THIS happens.. (might get me coming back to the office if stuff like this happens more often, this was hilarious)

Picture this.. Bathroom, 3 stalls, I'm in the left most stall closest to the wall.. Dude is in the middle stall, and another guy in the right most stall..

Dude in the middle drops his TP, and tries to stop it from rolling, and falls off the toilet.. FACEPLANTS on the bathroom floor cuz his pants were around his ankles.. the TP rolls into my stall.. I immediately start CRYING laughing cuz this dude starts cussing up a STORM.. "HOW THE FACK did I just drop the TP?!?! GODDA*NIT!!! WHO DOES THAT SH!T?!?!?"

So when I see the shadow move and I assumed he was back on the pot, I kicked the TP back over into his stall, but I guess he wasn't ready, cuz it went into the right most stall..

That dude was taking what he was doing too seriously I guess and hadn't heard what had previously transpired..

He starts to ask questions.. LMAO... "What the HELL is going on over there?"

Dude in the middle replies.. "I dropped my F'n TP.. and I Kinda NEED it back.."

Man I was GONE, Sarcasm on the toilet... I couldn't take anymore.. I was CRYING.. (again)

So the dude in the right stall arguing w/ the guy in the middle, "WHO drops TP? it's like RIGHT THERE..."

dude in the middle was like, "i'm kinda not in the mood to discuss exactly how these things happen.. can you just roll the TP back to me.. count to 3 or something.."

so these fools are counting out loud when they're going to pass the TP Back

They count to three and roll the paper back.. the dude in the middle cleans up, and washes up and runs out in embarrassment.. LMAO


I apologize for not recording this on my phone.. cuz this would have been FUNNY AS HECK to tape live.. the sarcasm in the middle stall's voice man..OMG.. He was so mad at himself, and so mad that the right stall was asking him questions.. You prolly wouldn't have heard much anyway, cuz I was laughing (or trying not to) through the whole ordeal..

Oh man i had to keep myself from busting out laughing cuz everybody on the plane would of looked at me. Thats some funny sheit. No punn intended. lol I do my work at hm.

it's the unexpected that keeps life good...shiet is funny...pun intended...

GOTTA LOVE BATHROOM HUMOR.

fhahhah.. I can picture it... pppuuahahaa...

That comment had me :rofl:

:bowrofl: hahahhah count 3 LOL

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaaha

Wtf? Lmao

I did laugh out loud on that one good story Twalls.

hahah thats a good one!

HAHAHAHAHAA omg that made me laugh so hard. thank you.

OOOoooooh, I thought this had something to do with me for a sec... Definitely a funny story!

i laughed so hard when i read this and i instantly had to share it with everyone - i sent an email with the story to some of my co-workers and had them dying on the floor hahahaha....

the visual of him faceplanting = :bowrofl: