Removed transfluid for weight reduction, now it won't go into gear
 

So, i wanted to get rid of extra weight, and oil is heavy, so i drained my tranny cuz "screw lube i'm going in dry". anyway, i drove my car around for a little bit and now no gears work. should i rebuild it or will topping off my radiator fix it? Pease Help!

Please tell me nobody has actually said that... My word.

If you empty the gas tank, the tranny problem will go away.

Ugh..ok, I'll try that. Should I just syphon it by mouth? Just put $6 in too..what a waste..

Oh it won't be a waste. Lot of calories in two gallons of gas; you probably won't feel like eating for a week at least. Think of what you'll save on your Taco Bell budget.

Good point! Quesalupa here I come!

:google:

31k calories per gallon of gas...

Butt chug it

You're 3 days early for an April Fool's joke so please tell me you were kidding. Right? :dunno:

Removed transfluid for weight reduction, now it won't go into gear
 

another tip, when racing on the highway, shift into "R" for race, goes wayyyyyy faster

I'm glad some cars are idiot proof and have a reverse block off at speed.

You should change to olive oil. It's less dense and will give you like 15 lbs of weight savings.

shut your face, 15lbs!

They keep making better idiots