You think "A woman f*ckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman f*cking a horse.

It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

Hey, do you have any extra large condoms?
Oh, Seth, please! You have a tiny penis...

You're puttin' the ***** on a pedestal

Todd, for the last time, I don't want your big box of porn!

You've gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you've gotta f*ck the plant.

Do you have protection?
I don't like guns.

Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to **** guys. I'm cool, I got friends who **** guys................ in jail.

Oral sex play...
Sounds like my Friday night.
Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.

You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game

And butthole pleasures.
It's not about butthole pleasures at all.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Please stop.

Everybody dick look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's dick look big on TV.

Yeah, sometimes we would watch Harry Twatter and act it out as it was being played on the movie... she was adorable... ****in' b!tch.

Oh, yeah, you'd 'tap that.' What, Seth, you think you're cool with your little Jew Fro? We don't say 'tap that.' What are you talking about, Seth?

Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".