I'm starvin... let's get some f*ckin french toast!

That f*cker came out of nowhere!

I dated this girl for four months, and it was the best thing in my life! Until she went down on this guy in... an Escalade, I think

Hey Andy, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a p*ssy magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?

I'm 40.
Holy sh!t, man you got to get on that.

Hey Todd, don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not eveybody's a ***** magnet. You, uh, what are you 25?


"I'm 40. "

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

Me so stupid!

damn you....beat me to it. hahhahahahahah

What are you f*cking stupid?

Do you want me to be f*cking stupid?

i think we are both ripping from the same site!! hahahah

I moved...I changed my phone number...my email address...

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

ok...lets not get carried away. Don't want to PW. So...lets curb this conversation. I think Marbels got the point

Well, this is... It's called School of... You know...
That's nice.

But it stars Jack Black ****.
That makes sense.

That was the last one. Oh, you go sunned fo sho!

My third sunnin today for the folks keeping track at home

If I were you I would get a new account on Driver. Three sunnin's in one day is too shameful to even post under g8tor anymore imo.

what a coincidence gator, i just watched 40 yr old virgin. Pretty funny ****