Idiot peed on my G!!!
 

I was parked at the Hard Rock here in Vegas last night (next to a horizontally parked rv). Upon returning to my car, what do i see, a stream of water that appeared to be coming out of the back of the RV. As I walked past the rv, I see this drunken f*ggot s*hit pissing in between the rv and my G and piss is splashing on my ride.

I said "what the f*ck do you think you are doing punk" and was about to kick him in the back when a bicycle rent a cop came up and started yelling at the guy. The guy took off running and pissing.

Only a small "overspray" of this schmuck's piss hit the lip of my rim. I always carry a spare towel and Quick Detail in my trunk. I just wiped it off and chucked the towel in the bushes.

I guess if that security guard didn't come I'd probably be in jail right now for assault and battery.

The night before I rolled up on some puke in the Palms parking lot. Boy, two nights in a row of bodily waste on my G! Time to trade it in! Anyone interested in a slightly soiled 2003.5 6mt sedan?

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LOL, Whoever said that getting 'pissed on' was better than getting 'pissed off' never had his sweet ride pee'd on.
That must have been funny to see him running down the street pee'ing all over himself.

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Uh, I hate to stoop to pee pee humor, but can't resist:

"getting 'pissed on' was better than getting 'pissed off' " - is it really possibly to get pissed-on without getting pissed-off? If you are one of those watersports types, don't reply.

a whole new ugly meaning to "overspray"

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Re: Idiot peed on my G!!!
 

You know, sometimes you just gotta stop and read the pee-pee posts.

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gdupg35,

Sorry to hear about your ride. Today seems to be the day for Peepee. I dropped my car off for its 7500 check and the loaner car I got smelled like a cat pissed all over the place in it. I actually came home and cleaned the inside of it with febreeze and 409 (talk about being pissed off).

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should've took a pic of the p!sshead and spread it all over the internet! http://jabberwoq.com/images/emoticons/ftard.gif

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LOL "overspray." i guess you are fortunate that he wasn't trying to write his name on your car. [img]/w3timages/icons/crazy.gif[/img]

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This reminds me of an old joke about an old dog showing the ropes to a young dog. The old dog shows the young dog how to find and eat food, shows him what to do with a female dog, and what to do with a fire hydrant. He then asks the young dog: "So son, what have you learned today?" to which the young dog replies: "If you can't eat it, and can't f$$k it, then piss on it."

Out of these three options, since you can't do the first two with the G35, I guess the young dog is right. Maybe the idiot was taking lessons from the old dog?

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