The crappiest G35 you've ever seen!
 

I got to work a little late this morning and parked on the street...after work I came out to the absolute nastiest mess I've ever seen! There must have been a thousand birds taking turns crapping on my car. I thought for a second I had been punked, but I can't imagine how anyone could influence that many birds to crap on my car. Needless to say I drove to the nearest carwash and blasted it all off. The gloss trim on the passenger side door has a few tarnished spots, other than that it appears not to have caused damage.

eww

wow.... thats just wrong... i've never seen sh!t like that before... no pun intended

That's a lot of crap!

HoLY BIRD CRAP:eek:.

I had friend that works across the street call me around 4:00 and ask if I had plans for after work...I said no and he said "You will when you see your car!"

I haven't seen anything like this in my life. The car was there for a little over 8 hours and looked like it had been in a barn for 5 years! When I walked up to it all I could do was laugh and curse, at the same time!!

damn sorry to see that did you park under a tree or something

What a crappy thing to have happen... :icon43:

I'm sorry but you made me laugh out loud at work.

holy crap LMAO!! that sucks but damn thats funny!!!

Yep, I parked under a tree. I've been hit by two or maybe three birds in a single day before, but there must have been ten thousand of them today.

They saw you at Popeye's!

Oh, gross!
I had something similar happened to me a couple of years ago right after I washed my car! :7:

Also, you may want to use some claybar on the ones that left residuals.

go play lottery, this means good luck actually. lol

That happened to a friend of mine way back when we were young.
Senior year, a bunch of us skipped school and hit an amusement park in Rhode Island called Rocky Point. Is was right on the ocean. My friend had brought his Road Runner, which he spent years rebuilding and had just gotten out of the paint shop.
We walked out of the park later that day and all of our cars were spotless clean. His car, in the middle of ours, had 4 trillion seagull droppings on it. He was PISSED!

I think birds have a sense of humor.