Your momma's so wack...
 

she showed up at the meet in a loaner

Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.

I didn't know that you guys knew my momma, you should give me a shout the next time you are over there, we could hang out ....

would be kind of weird to have you in the room with her naked. j/k

Momma's so fat she bought the coupe but had to return it b/c her chub kept hittin the seat adjustment controls...

hah when my dad worked for infiniti he had a customer like that