You might be a redneck or here's your sign?
 

Hello my friendly southern folk,

I'll be in Texas soon and was wondering who you guys prefer the most; Bill Envall's (sp?) "Here's your sign" or Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a red neck"....and to make this fun, when you post your favorite comedian, post your favorite one of theirs.

I'll start. I like Jeff Foxworthy and my favorites are; If you work without a shirt, and so does your HUSBAND, you might be a red neck! or If a hub cap is a home improvement, you might be a red neck! or If you mow your lawn and find a car, you might be a red neck!

Jeff foxworthy-"Tell me this dont stink"

if anybody hunts, have u seen Jeff Foxworthys hunting movies"the incomplete deer hunter" and "the incomplete deer hunter 2". they are sooo funy but u kinda have to know about hunting and the guidelines.

oh, and i was watching Jeff's stand up "comitted", its soo funny.