The Old Rooster
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From: Cambridge, Ont. Canada
The Old Rooster
Got this today and couldn't resist posting.
I love funnies like this -- they really hit home.....
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John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters, each a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.
But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run
for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in
his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job
and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the 'No Bell Piece
Prize' but they also awarded him the 'Pulletsurprise' as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
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Aint it the truth......
C.
I love funnies like this -- they really hit home.....
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John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters.
The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters, each a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.
Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too.
But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all!
John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run
for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in
his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job
and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the 'No Bell Piece
Prize' but they also awarded him the 'Pulletsurprise' as well.
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
---------
Aint it the truth......
C.
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Originally Posted by abcdefGGGGGG
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Originally Posted by Msedanman
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Originally Posted by abcdefGGGGGG
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