Basic Rules for Driving in Toronto
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Basic Rules for Driving in Toronto
BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN TORONTO
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Toronto driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or somebody else will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.
5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. Ontario is a no-fault insurance province and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in Toronto during rush hour.
9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Toronto driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can't go faster in your spot.
10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
11. Learn to swerve abruptly. Toronto is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Provincial Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
12. It is traditional in Toronto to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.
13. Remember that the goal of every Toronto driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.
14. In the Toronto area, "flipping someone the bird" is considered a polite Toronto salute. This gesture should always be returned.
Best of Luck in Getting To Your Destination!
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1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Toronto driver never uses them.
2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or somebody else will fill in the space, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.
4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.
5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. Ontario is a no-fault insurance province and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.
6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.
7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.
8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in Toronto during rush hour.
9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a Toronto driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can't go faster in your spot.
10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.
11. Learn to swerve abruptly. Toronto is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to the Provincial Highway Department, which puts potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.
12. It is traditional in Toronto to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.
13. Remember that the goal of every Toronto driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.
14. In the Toronto area, "flipping someone the bird" is considered a polite Toronto salute. This gesture should always be returned.
Best of Luck in Getting To Your Destination!
G35 Coupe 6MT Brilliant Silver
Tinted Windows
7 -Wire Hyper Ground System
Hyper Voltage System
Aluminum Pedals
Complete Front-end Clear Bra
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