Thought I'd pass this one along. It cracked me up this morning:

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Subject: Make you laugh

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look toward sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo sh*t. It mean someone steal tent."


C.

 

LOL Pretty good. Thanx

 

LMAO! Thanks for posting.

 

LOL cute, thanks for the chuckle Colin.

 

man, i must be more tired than i thought..i read it once already in the morning, had a chunkle, then just now looked at the title again.

I thought it said "a little RUMOUR to start day", and began to wonder what juicy rumour colin's got cooked up for us hahaha!

 

Haha that is pretty good. I feel kinda bad because sometimes I do that too. You think of something so hard the answer is stupidly obvious.