I had a burrito in my back pocket and sat on it when I got into the car
 

So I was walking out of taco bell and when I went to go sit in my car I crushed the bean burrito that I had in my back right pocket. The thing went everywhere and it looks like I took an explosive crap and forgot to take my pants off. Anyways I go inside and yell at the guys behind the counter for not wrapping the burrito right and they give me a free one. The worst part about this is that I had to go to work all day with burrito all over me. That and my pants, shirt, car seat, and burrito were ruined. So onto my real question: I looked at AutoMD for some cleanup methods, but they didn’t have anything burrito specific. Any brand of cleaner you suggest? Leather seats btw.

So you yelled at someone else for your own mistakes?
Seriously... who puts food in their back pockets....?

Haha... Lol

Oralayyy essay, what a waste of a good burrittttooooo homes.

Why would you put a burrito in your back pocket or any pocket at all? It doesn't feel like burrito, it feels like pie..."American Pie" remember?

BTW...take out your seat and hose it down.

does it feel good.. i mean the hot sticky burrito on your back?

LOLOLOL poor burrito.

Why would you put a burrito in your back pocket? You remind me of this kid I went to high school with.

lolol bet you felt all cool with a burrito in your back pocket huh

like yeahhhhhh dawg.....check me out.......check my swag.......this? yo this my burrito........when i be hungry........i just pull this bad boy out.......NOM NOM NOM.......and i be full. ye dawgggggggggg burrito on the go!







but noooooooo you had to go and sit on it. -10 cool guy points.

Related to Mextep?

That came off sounding gay.

:dunno: I still don't understand how the burrito got in your back pocket.

not exactly only if you think it is:D i gave up ghey posts for lent so yea...