I had a burrito in my back pocket and sat on it when I got into the car
I had a burrito in my back pocket and sat on it when I got into the car
So I was walking out of taco bell and when I went to go sit in my car I crushed the bean burrito that I had in my back right pocket. The thing went everywhere and it looks like I took an explosive crap and forgot to take my pants off. Anyways I go inside and yell at the guys behind the counter for not wrapping the burrito right and they give me a free one. The worst part about this is that I had to go to work all day with burrito all over me. That and my pants, shirt, car seat, and burrito were ruined. So onto my real question: I looked at AutoMD for some cleanup methods, but they didn’t have anything burrito specific. Any brand of cleaner you suggest? Leather seats btw.
Why would you put a burrito in your back pocket or any pocket at all? It doesn't feel like burrito, it feels like pie..."American Pie" remember?
BTW...take out your seat and hose it down.
BTW...take out your seat and hose it down.
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lolol bet you felt all cool with a burrito in your back pocket huh
like yeahhhhhh dawg.....check me out.......check my swag.......this? yo this my burrito........when i be hungry........i just pull this bad boy out.......NOM NOM NOM.......and i be full. ye dawgggggggggg burrito on the go!
but noooooooo you had to go and sit on it. -10 cool guy points.
like yeahhhhhh dawg.....check me out.......check my swag.......this? yo this my burrito........when i be hungry........i just pull this bad boy out.......NOM NOM NOM.......and i be full. ye dawgggggggggg burrito on the go!
but noooooooo you had to go and sit on it. -10 cool guy points.




I still don't understand how the burrito got in your back pocket.
i gave up ghey posts for lent so yea...