I had a burrito in my back pocket and sat on it when I got into the car
What a dick, yelling at the employees for your mistake. You sure it was because they didn't wrap it correctly? It could possibly be your fat *** squeezing the burritos guts out after you plopped into the car. 
Yeah, who sticks a burrito in their back pocket? You like the feeling of a burrito on your back side?
Yeah, who sticks a burrito in their back pocket? You like the feeling of a burrito on your back side?
lolol bet you felt all cool with a burrito in your back pocket huh
like yeahhhhhh dawg.....check me out.......check my swag.......this? yo this my burrito........when i be hungry........i just pull this bad boy out.......NOM NOM NOM.......and i be full. ye dawgggggggggg burrito on the go!
but noooooooo you had to go and sit on it. -10 cool guy points.
like yeahhhhhh dawg.....check me out.......check my swag.......this? yo this my burrito........when i be hungry........i just pull this bad boy out.......NOM NOM NOM.......and i be full. ye dawgggggggggg burrito on the go!
but noooooooo you had to go and sit on it. -10 cool guy points.
and to think this is your first thread and post here at driver. welcome! but really why was that burrito in your back pocket?
Never heard of anyone putting a burrito yet alone food in their back pocket. Anyway, I'd take it to a specialty detailing shop cause I'm sure you got beans inside the perforated seats and it you let those bean bake in the heat your car will be smelling like a soiled mexican in the morning lol. At least try to carefully clean the mess to where you dont force the beans into the holes for now. I dunno meng lol. This is a first.
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This has to be one of the best posts EVER on Driver, OMFG I'm dying....
Epic!