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I think my kid would need to be kept at a distance from said bewbage. Babies love big'ins. lol
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Talking of which (and I may have told this to some of you at one of the meets), there's this guy here that had a bad breakup from his ex. He kicked her out and she took all of her things with her. Then apparently, she took a few things that didn't belong to her and he told her BRING THEM BACK! So she stormed back into the building and dropped off a box to give to him. She said HERE! Give this to the f*** pervert, he can HAVE them!
So inside was a box of boob ****. Like 'big ***** in texas', 'go big or bust', 'big ***** I, II & III', etc. lol The worst part about it is, we have to categorize what someone leaves us if it's in an open box. So when he came down to get it, the girls all hid their ***** from him with their arms. They'll never look at him the same again and they STILL hide them from sight whenver they see him.
So inside was a box of boob ****. Like 'big ***** in texas', 'go big or bust', 'big ***** I, II & III', etc. lol The worst part about it is, we have to categorize what someone leaves us if it's in an open box. So when he came down to get it, the girls all hid their ***** from him with their arms. They'll never look at him the same again and they STILL hide them from sight whenver they see him.
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hmm.... the first half of the story sounds familiar.... but i never heard the 2nd half...
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Lots of eccentrics and rich folk here. A few swingers, bi's, etc. You just never really know someone and the hand you shake today could've been used for.... well... you just never know. lol
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So inside was a box of boob ****. Like 'big ***** in texas', 'go big or bust', 'big ***** I, II & III', etc. lol The worst part about it is, we have to categorize what someone leaves us if it's in an open box. So when he came down to get it, the girls all hid their ***** from him with their arms. They'll never look at him the same again and they STILL hide them from sight whenver they see him.
haha...I remember that storyOriginally Posted by Kroft
Talking of which (and I may have told this to some of you at one of the meets), there's this guy here that had a bad breakup from his ex. He kicked her out and she took all of her things with her. Then apparently, she took a few things that didn't belong to her and he told her BRING THEM BACK! So she stormed back into the building and dropped off a box to give to him. She said HERE! Give this to the f*** pervert, he can HAVE them!So inside was a box of boob ****. Like 'big ***** in texas', 'go big or bust', 'big ***** I, II & III', etc. lol The worst part about it is, we have to categorize what someone leaves us if it's in an open box. So when he came down to get it, the girls all hid their ***** from him with their arms. They'll never look at him the same again and they STILL hide them from sight whenver they see him.
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Take a picture of the people around you.Originally Posted by Kroft
Lots of eccentrics and rich folk here. A few swingers, bi's, etc. You just never really know someone and the hand you shake today could've been used for.... well... you just never know. lol
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Well, if you consider an Iguana a child, I guess so?????? lolOriginally Posted by HYDROERIC2003
are you with child again kroft!
He'll post pics of him or her later. I think it's a boy?
But it's going to keep him company until he moves up here. I'm going to be looking for a house shortly. But I'm sure the family will be expanding by leaps and bounds by the end of the year. I aint gettin' any younger - ie senior citizens discount that Karim was so nice to point out! I got 5 new gray hairs just in the last few weeks!
*sniff....sniff...*