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What'd up! Iz playing catch-up at work.
I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
What'd up! Iz playing catch-up at work.
I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
I was out in a meeting at the corp. office all day yesterday and of course, no one else can do my job, so here I am - busting my tail off. I would REALLY like to be able to take a vacation or sick day, or go to a meeting and NOT come back to alot of work. I hate having a job where no one else can do it but me.
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Its a stripper and at least that's what your moms tells me! Btw, I didn't know you were still being breast fed? She said that all Guatemalans do that.
DOH!
DOH!
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so short she does pull-ups with a staple.
Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
Yo mama so short she gave yo daddy head while standing up.
Yo momma so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb
Yo mamas so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
