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So I poured myself a nice big cup of cranberry juice, someone walks in my office and I turn and knock the cup in to my lap. Cranberry everywhere. Took me a half hour to clean up and had to go home and change. FML.
Red beverages are just have a tendency to be spilled. Red wine, cranberry juice, etc...