At dawn the telephone rings.
"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead".
"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
"Si, Senor, that's the one."
"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."
"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse. "
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"
"Yes, Senor Rod."
"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor Rod."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
"Your wife's, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE...........LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE.

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep ****."

 

@ the joke

 

^

 

 

stumbled on this ... some weirdo in chicago is going around biting people and killing them.
NSFW

 

killing them how? gun?

 

He reports say no weapon was found, the victim died from blood loss. the weirdo is bitting and draining there blood.

 

nasty

 

In other news... http://yourownimage.info/Bohemian-Rhapsody.html

 

what lens mikey? im looking for a 24-70mm f2.8L

 

https://g35driver.com/forums/photogr...-2l-mk-ii.html

 

advanced performance meet - take a look for more info

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big S&R pig roast here---- more info click

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best of the best USF car meet --- more info click here

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huge cars for pink at lutz performance --- more info click link

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ultra evolution car show again but in orlando --- more info click

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sup guys

 

hey V !!! so hows the new job

 

so far so good buddy! thanks for asking got my new schedule... M-F 10-7... pretty sweet!