Unfortunately thats one of the byproducts of owning a G, they attract anything with a vertical smile.

And I do like that stripper pole

 

The math is perfect! Add an extra two doors = lighter than car with two doors

Tis true, so I'll agree. Maybe you can filter the choices with a "Nofatchicks" sticker, plus with ricer math incorporated, will give an extra 5hp to drive as fast and far away from them as you can

 

Nofatchicks sticker won't work.

Here's why:

Thin/skinny girls will think your a d!ck and stay away.
Fat girls will be like o_O omg amagawd orly curious.
*whale approaches*
whale: "i'm not that fat, lemme in"
You let her in because she has attached herself to your car via rolls
GETAWAY IMPOSSIBLE
*girl enters*
Car = slammed
You like the way it looks, so you keep her in the car + limo tint
Congrats, you just trapped a fat chick with your No Fat Chicks sticker.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against fat chicks. Scenario above may or may not happen in exact steps.

Do not try this at home.

I typed the above post with my toes.

 

^Just give up. You're a chubby chaser. Deal with it.

 

My coupe is probably 150-200lbs heavier then a sedan, but I've made up for that in other areas so I'm not concerned about it.

 

If you remove the engine, you lose a few hundreds pounds I heard.

 

You know, I log on late at night after a long stressful day, just to read some posts you put up and each time, I'm never disappointed. Thanks for making me crappy night better.

 

Nah, turbos/intercoolers/piping/etc... it's not worth the added weight














(kidding)

 

This seriously had me rolling

Seeing fat chick approach -> roll up windows and locks doors -> try to drive away but rolls act like suction cups and cling on -> Great! My G just became a boat on land!

Just add an extra two doors and a full sized spare tires and you'll drop that weight in mere seconds

But in all seriousness, the lines of the G are pure sects

 

Fat chicks are like mopeds - they're fun to ride, but you don't want one of your friends to catch you on top of one!!!!

 

Well if I ever wanted my car slammed, I know to head over to the nearest mcdonalds or burger joint and circle around waiting for the next michelin tire girl I mean rolling doughnut I mean fat chick to suction cup herself to my car.

 

You know you drive a G when your insurance company sends you an $8000 check bc u dented a rim from a pot hole.

 

^Dang. Good insurance company!

 

Really? I thought the 03-07 coupes all have brembo brakes when equipped with 6 mt and 18's or the 19's.

EDIT: NVM, you're correct. I wonder why they took it off the newer models. I love these brakes.

 

when your at work and you go outside for something you can hear a g35 approaching simply by its exhaust note with out seeing the car and you turn around and smile when you see it

happens to me all the time either a g or z