So I go out to my car today, and get in. washed it about 6 days ago, first of spring of course. I get in, look out the rear view, and i swear to god, dead center of the rear windshield, is a nice white bird dump. Someone told me this is good luck... is it? Because I don't feel lucky getting **** on

 

Good luck my ***.. whenever I find bird crap on my car.. I get so annoyed. You get lucky though if it gets on the windows and not the paint. So I guess in a way you kind of did get lucky lol

 

^^+1


people will say anything to make themselves feel better.

 

Luck? don't believe in it. It rained on my wedding day and every person kept saying, "OH!!! That's good luck! That means you guys will be together forever!"

18 months later - Divorced.

 

Whenever A bird craps on my car... While washing it, off I make sure to have a 2 minute rant about how they are disgusting creatures, crapping wherever they please...

 

a bird pooped in my moms hair on her wedding day. her and my dad are still together, 20 years later.

 

buy a lotto ticket

 

+111111111111111111

 

If it is good luck, my parrots cage must be the luckiest place on the planet.
Maybe he should buy lottery ticket.

 

as much as i hate it especially since my G gets pooped on many times after i just washed it my dad has always told me it was good luck lol

 

I've only heard thats it's good luck when a bird craps on your head. I've heard it from different cultures which makes it interesting. I'd be pretty pissed if a bird shat on my head though...

 

****ing rats with wings.

Alka Seltzer fixes them good.

 

I parked under a light post one time for a few days thinking under a light safe place. I unfortunately did not account for the birds...



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you defintely need to buy a lotto ticket

 

You seriously believe bird **** is a good thing? That's the one thing along with egg that will eat your paint and left on there long enough will leave a mark no amount of buffing/cleaner will remove. A good coat of wax will protect you paint for a while, but not long. Only lucky part is that it was on your window....
Gary