I scared an old [blank] women today!
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I scared an old [blank] women today!
I really like the sound of my coupe, but I guess not everyone feels the way I do...
On with the story:
I was in a parking lot looking for the exit. An older [blank] women is crossing the road approximately 30 feet (~10M) in front of me. I stop and wait for her to pass. Just before she gets to the other side of the road I quickly blip the gas pedal to move forward. She turned and looked at me in horror!!! She thought I was gunning her down (Deathrace 2000 anyone?). Then she proceeds to point her lanky finger at me a cuss me out. I didn't intentionally mean to upset her, but I'm not apologizing either.
Infiniti should be ashamed for making a car sound so good STOCK! ;-)
Does anyone else have any funny stories like this?
blksnake - '04 G35C
On with the story:
I was in a parking lot looking for the exit. An older [blank] women is crossing the road approximately 30 feet (~10M) in front of me. I stop and wait for her to pass. Just before she gets to the other side of the road I quickly blip the gas pedal to move forward. She turned and looked at me in horror!!! She thought I was gunning her down (Deathrace 2000 anyone?). Then she proceeds to point her lanky finger at me a cuss me out. I didn't intentionally mean to upset her, but I'm not apologizing either.
Infiniti should be ashamed for making a car sound so good STOCK! ;-)
Does anyone else have any funny stories like this?
blksnake - '04 G35C
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Re: I scared an old [blank] women today!
Hahahaha, Deathrace 2000! Classic. My sister's ex in highschool actually let the librarian (who had a limp) cross in front of his car once, and when she was half-way across, he revved his engine in neutral, and he said it went like this:
limp... drag... limp... drag... limp... drag...
*VROOOOOOOM*
limpdrag limpdrag limpdrag
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2003.5 Black w/ Willow G35
Premium / Sport / Aero / Winter / Navi / Tint
limp... drag... limp... drag... limp... drag...
*VROOOOOOOM*
limpdrag limpdrag limpdrag
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2003.5 Black w/ Willow G35
Premium / Sport / Aero / Winter / Navi / Tint
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Re: I scared an old [blank] women today!
this was yesterday... me n a cop... (long story) he told me to rev my engine... did what i was told...
cop: what exhaust is that?
me: its stock sir
cop: it doesnt sound stock...
me: but it is sir...
cop: nope i dont buy it...
(goes to the rear n checks it)
cop: is this really stock?
me: yes sir
cop: hmmmm...
me: you can check it if u want...
cop: no thats ok... i dont want to check it... if its really stock, drive lil slower...
heheeh no ticket!
cop: what exhaust is that?
me: its stock sir
cop: it doesnt sound stock...
me: but it is sir...
cop: nope i dont buy it...
(goes to the rear n checks it)
cop: is this really stock?
me: yes sir
cop: hmmmm...
me: you can check it if u want...
cop: no thats ok... i dont want to check it... if its really stock, drive lil slower...
heheeh no ticket!
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Re: I scared an old [blank] women today!
The tone is extremely distinguishable, that everyone knows its me when I pull into our parking garage at work. I'll find my coworkers waiting at the elevator. "I heard you coming, so I decided to wait for you."
I work at a university and I'm always arriving/leaving when classes let out so there is tons of traffic with pedestrians crossing. They have a crossing guard which always stops me for some reason to let students cross. Whenever I see a student employee that works in my department, I rev the engine and sit up at the wheel getting eager. The crossing guard freaks out all the time. The best is when I did it to my manager. I swear I never saw him run so fast to get out of my way.
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I work at a university and I'm always arriving/leaving when classes let out so there is tons of traffic with pedestrians crossing. They have a crossing guard which always stops me for some reason to let students cross. Whenever I see a student employee that works in my department, I rev the engine and sit up at the wheel getting eager. The crossing guard freaks out all the time. The best is when I did it to my manager. I swear I never saw him run so fast to get out of my way.
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<blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>
Hahahaha, Deathrace 2000! Classic. My sister's ex in highschool actually let the librarian (who had a limp) cross in front of his car once, and when she was half-way across, he revved his engine in neutral, and he said it went like this:
limp... drag... limp... drag... limp... drag...
*VROOOOOOOM*
limpdrag limpdrag limpdrag
<hr></blockquote>
OMG LMAO !!!! I was on the floor....
And to my story... I was in the mall the other day (underground garage) and was standing in line to pay the parking ticket, I kept on moving on, forward with the rest of the line of cars with a **little extra rev** in 1st gear. As I was doing that I turned my head to the left just to find this gorgeous chick in a black Jetta giving me this satisfied smile .... I guess I really satisfied her... he he
2004 G35C 6MT DG/Gr/Prem/NAV/A.Pedals/C.Corners/Polk TW/C.Bra/PIAA/Grnd.Kit/Rebadged [img]/w3timages/icons/cool.gif[/img]
Hahahaha, Deathrace 2000! Classic. My sister's ex in highschool actually let the librarian (who had a limp) cross in front of his car once, and when she was half-way across, he revved his engine in neutral, and he said it went like this:
limp... drag... limp... drag... limp... drag...
*VROOOOOOOM*
limpdrag limpdrag limpdrag
<hr></blockquote>
OMG LMAO !!!! I was on the floor....
And to my story... I was in the mall the other day (underground garage) and was standing in line to pay the parking ticket, I kept on moving on, forward with the rest of the line of cars with a **little extra rev** in 1st gear. As I was doing that I turned my head to the left just to find this gorgeous chick in a black Jetta giving me this satisfied smile .... I guess I really satisfied her... he he
2004 G35C 6MT DG/Gr/Prem/NAV/A.Pedals/C.Corners/Polk TW/C.Bra/PIAA/Grnd.Kit/Rebadged [img]/w3timages/icons/cool.gif[/img]
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