Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm assuming "Adam's" next ad for a (hypothetical) 04 Celica GT is going to be as follows:
"Up for sale is a 2004 Celica GT with the Action Package JDM style installed. It has been converted from right hand drive to single seat central conversion straight from the McLaren f1! This Celica also comes with that very rare Supra conversion that contains two Jay-Zs with microphones built into the headunit to sing along! This car is a chick magnet, comes with 24" Forgiatos and an authentic SUPRA suspension. This is a very rare jdm item and you cannot miss out! The motor has never been abused, but it does have the ebay turbocharger and the ebay mpg regulator installed! Increases power and fuel economy, but it's hidden in the engine bay! Rest assured you are getting a great economical yet powerful vehicle. Please refer to my advert for my contact information, I am am 'mass license car dealer', as I am overseas for a business trip in Nigeria please reply back with your name, address, phone number, and email. I will pay 200% more than the advert price so I can have the car shipped to you!
Sincerely,
(tongue click) -Beeleh" <- [watch russell peters?]
---- something like that.
"Up for sale is a 2004 Celica GT with the Action Package JDM style installed. It has been converted from right hand drive to single seat central conversion straight from the McLaren f1! This Celica also comes with that very rare Supra conversion that contains two Jay-Zs with microphones built into the headunit to sing along! This car is a chick magnet, comes with 24" Forgiatos and an authentic SUPRA suspension. This is a very rare jdm item and you cannot miss out! The motor has never been abused, but it does have the ebay turbocharger and the ebay mpg regulator installed! Increases power and fuel economy, but it's hidden in the engine bay! Rest assured you are getting a great economical yet powerful vehicle. Please refer to my advert for my contact information, I am am 'mass license car dealer', as I am overseas for a business trip in Nigeria please reply back with your name, address, phone number, and email. I will pay 200% more than the advert price so I can have the car shipped to you!
Sincerely,
(tongue click) -Beeleh" <- [watch russell peters?]
---- something like that.
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I got a PM from this guy.
Here it is
Can anyone translate? Thanks.
Here it is
Originally Posted by bmw745
u stupid mother****er do u kno if i did say that or no.so if this guys say i ****ed ur girl friend so u ganna believe them right. do u ganna joke about it will be very funny aaaaaaahhhhhh
I think he said
"I have the hots for you - my guy friend said you're pretty hot too. I'm going to believe him though, right. Do you want to joke about it, or should we act on it... I can only dream. aaaaaaahhhh"
I think he's hitting on you.
"I have the hots for you - my guy friend said you're pretty hot too. I'm going to believe him though, right. Do you want to joke about it, or should we act on it... I can only dream. aaaaaaahhhh"
I think he's hitting on you.
You're mostly right, but obviously he was orgasming during the "aaaaaaahhhh" part. chrcarlo made him have a wet dream.
Seems that Adam has a few others for sale
http://www.bmw-4sale.com/2004-volksw...mbridge-12800/
http://providence.craigslist.org/ctd/2237738211.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ctd/2298597164.html
http://www.bmw-4sale.com/2004-volksw...mbridge-12800/
http://providence.craigslist.org/ctd/2237738211.html
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/ctd/2298597164.html
I personally like this one
"A factory hot-rod, this is the only manual-transmission VR6 4motion VW has ever offered in the US!!"
I guess he has never heard of a Passat 4motion since 97
"A factory hot-rod, this is the only manual-transmission VR6 4motion VW has ever offered in the US!!"
I guess he has never heard of a Passat 4motion since 97
Last edited by Golden_Shower; Apr 6, 2011 at 12:58 PM.







