If your worried about stinking up your G you're bangin the wrong chick!!!! If you own a G you should be able to find chicks that don't have a funk problem.

 

I can honestly say that I have never had sex in my G, nor have any want for it - of course, I'm married, and the wife would probably slap me if I even asked

But, as others have mentioned - head is A-OK with me... usually after a few drinks on the way home from a club/bar/restaurant she'll get me started so as soon as we hit the front door, "it's on like donkey-kong"!

We have, however, had sex in the garage once before (utilizing the G's hood among many other obstacles) the night she brought home her new FX... "Infiniti Lovers Unite!" (literally)

 

Imagine... Have her get on her knees, place her head out the window, Driverside/Passenger which ever she prefers. You get on your knees, open the roof .... With one hand, grab a little hair and place the other hand on her back and DRIVE

**Note** Make sure it's your gearshifts she's ridin' and not the G's he he he he

 

Just make sure you don't get any 'juices' on the leather.

 

man, just go wiht what i said... get the loaner... solves all love juice stain problems and the smell problem...

 

A) Sedan = YES - Front seats a lil difficult...go to the back amazing how much you can do back there...stick your legs on the arm rest and you got plenty of room and feels like a sofa.

B) Coupe = NO - damn it why'd I let that one go...oh well....NEXT PLEASE...!

I love these posts...

 

OMG, I'm still laughin my head off....I always wondered if other fellow G owners had put their G's to full potential. Passenger side all the way back will work..especially if she's smaller and shorter..he.he. evil grin... Truly agree, throw something on the seats and if there's a "funk" smell she doesn't deserve to even be seen in the G....ha.ha.ha.ha..

PS...If she asks if she's the first in the G you always say yes..."you're special just like my G"....

 

G5MT - you are the man --- that brought a smile

 

There are two reasons why I'll never have sex in my G.

1. I don't want body fluids on my leather.
2. My **** is so huge, it occupies the passenger seat.

 

it was just not comfy... not much space in the coupe... tried once, gave up... just took it to the bed... haha!

 

As DRIVE-INs are almost a thing of the past, what's the point? In the day, it was "big American cars" with wide bench seats ... and all was possible. Vinyl seats took the worry out too.

 

Well, actually this is a repost, but a worthy one lol.
I'll go with 20% of people who are reading this are only doing so with one hand lmao.

Its hard, but front is possible...not that I would... know


EDIT: My g has more love stains than a lovebus in the 60's

 

GeminiZero: I think you need to start listening to your women.

For years I thought my wife was saying "You have a big dick" but when I really listened, she is actually saying "You ARE a big dick"

J/K.... it was just too easy

 

On a serious note, you should pay attention to your headliner when you get your car back from service. On the acura boards, some guy found some stains on his headliner over the rear seat, when he got his car back from service. I think he even shined a black light on it, and it lit up.

 

Rookies. Just move the front seat back, then lean the top back. Then open your sunroof. Move the steering wheel up. Have your girl stradle you and have her head out of the sunroof. Perfect! All you see are boobies.