I feel your pains man. Just today my hood looks to be ruined by bird crap. There were 4 large spots that were completely baked onto the paint. I did my best by using water, detailing spray and clay bar and there's still an etched grease stain on it. I even tried windex and alcohol but it's still there. Hopefully this claim will fall under comprehensive coverage with my insurance. It's sad since I park the furthest from my office in the middle of an open parking lot. If anyone has any other ideas besides repainting, let me know.

 

I was with my dad one day, he has a black expidition, we found a parking spot, THE ONLY ONE, at this huge convention, and we didn't notice the huge amounts of crap on the parking spot... 8 hours later, we come out to the SUV, and it is COVERED!! In crap, Like barely ANY Black was showing. It was the most vile thing i've ever seen, We had to whipe off the door handles, get in, and turn the windshield wipers on... Then go to a self clean your car thing, and spray the **** off... It was sooo nasty, you wanted to puke the whole way

But it was funny driving a **** covered car for 2 miles

 

Dont feel bad the same thing happened to me, but worse. I went on vacation, and when I got back I had 2 huge bird turds on the hood! I washed , cleaner wax, clay barred, then used 2 coats of Pinnacle Wax, and still the spots are there! Keep in mind the car got a 2 coats of wax the day I got it, so it had protection! I am going to confer with the consensus here...if you dont get it off before it hardens ( 15 mins.) the you are Sh it out of luck. BTW This happened to me with 1000 miles on the car, and it has happened to every Black Car I have owned. I guess this is one of the many prices we pay to have a Black Car!! But when they are clean, there is nothing better looking!!!!!

 

lol, get over it. he prob had to go really bad.

 

Same thing happend to my Black G as Neffster described....sux really bad, the paint is bubbling off.

 

you got any pictures?

 

Black car = Polish 1nce a month, wash + wax 1nce a week.

Crap on your hood? = Time to get a new carbon fiber hood (Paint it black).

 

This is what you should try. Other better option is to use a 3M polishing compound. Cheaper version is Turtle Wax Polishing Compound at any local Autozone or Aid Auto.

That's why I'll never own a black car again. Too many headaches.