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Heated seats keeping you "regular"??!! WTF?

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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Heated seats keeping you "regular"??!! WTF?

S'up fellas,

I noticed after 2 weeks of driving my new G that after the 20 minute drive home from work with my heated seats on I have the unbeatable urge to drop the cosby kids off at the pool...if ya know what I mean.

I thought it was just me until a few of the guys I work with who all have heated seats started talking about getting the same urge. I was wondering if anyone else has come across this?
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:51 AM
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This is officially (making mental note) the most ridiculous thread I've ever responded to..

We've had threads abouut everything. We've even had threads we've been unable to completely decode.

Now we have a thread about what makes us have to take a dump.

Beautiful.

LOL.. I'm dying over here.

This thread makes me want to attend to the morning constitutional.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:55 AM
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For me it's a bowl of grape nuts.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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drop the cosby kids off at the pool
lolol. I can't believe I am laughing at that. It's so embarrassing.

Why do I think that is so funny?

ROTFLMAO
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:44 AM
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Hahaha, this thread oughta be a net classic. Would you like some Metamucil? Hahahaha.....on the other hand, I shouldn't be laughing, as I agree....heated seats on=some serious easy dumping
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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i'm a medical student..and from a medical stand point...it's not hard to believe. The increase in temp to the butt region is like adding a heating pad to that area, which vasodilates blood vessels in that area and increases blood flow which then causes your feeling of needing to defecate (to get rid of feces). Turn your heater off once you warm up! lol.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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Hahaha...folks....keep your eyes on this thread....
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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wtf
i dont understand anything
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 01:28 PM
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Easy.
Heated seats+sitting in them for a while=some good toilet time...
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by klwoods
i'm a medical student..and from a medical stand point...it's not hard to believe. The increase in temp to the butt region is like adding a heating pad to that area, which vasodilates blood vessels in that area and increases blood flow which then causes your feeling of needing to defecate (to get rid of feces). Turn your heater off once you warm up! lol.
There ya go...a scientific explanation.

So if I my cosby kids have been locked up in their room for a couple of days, maybe I'll give that a try.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 02:33 PM
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rofl... I never noticed it before but oyu're right about this seatwarmer = taking a crap thing.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 02:36 PM
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Not a bad way to empty your "load" after a nice drive.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 02:57 PM
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My girlfriend gets wet!!!! And horny w the heated seats. I love heated seats.
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 03:14 PM
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I wonder if Infiniti will include this info in a future sales brochure........." And for 2006, the G35 now offers the e-z-dump seating option...."
 
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 03:41 PM
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HAHAHA...its the same as having to dump after taking a shower.
 
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