Pft... the wife will be doing the install if she catches wind of me replacing my perfectly functional exhaust.

 

HAHAHAHA! Then you jump right back at her and say, "(insert wife's name), I learned it from watching you constantly upgrading your perfectly good, hardly used, purses, shoes, sun glasses, etc.. I mean, with all do respect my beautiful (insert wife's name), this is something that I support you doing. I know it makes you happy. So does buying a $1000+ exhaust for my ride. Love you boo. Love you like a fat kid loves his cake!"