The bastage was going down Sierra Drive on his skateboard. One of those longboard kind. Too fast to make the turn, plus he's so ****ty he was ***-down on the board meaning it's even harder for him to turn. I could hear his wheels losing it.

If I had been three seconds slower he would have been under my car when he didn't make the turn. There was also a jogger to my right, so it's possible that I might have swerved to avoid the douchebag and run her over.

So I got one kid who can't make the turn and I got a jogger running on the wrong side of the road with her back to the traffic. Why are people in Hawaii so stupid?

I could just see my conversation with the kid's parents............."I'm sorry, I ran over your kid. Unfortunately for you it's his fault since he's riding a skateboard on the road. He was also on the wrong side of the road. Also you folks need to pay to get my car re-aligned since your devil spawn fupped my alignment. Also you need to pay to repair my damaged car from when I ran that little bastard over...........that is all."

 

kurt....slow down.

 

if he went slower, he wouldve ran someone over.

 

Awesome!!!

 

just made me bust out laughing at work

 

man same thing happened to titan kid on his bike came flying across road..wkithout looking..and i was in front of my hpuse and saw whole thig..i was like o $hit....not the car...thk god for his brakes

 

I was doing 20 mph.......and I almost never do 20 in that area. For some reason I was driving slow.........you beesh.




BTW why are you stalking us Hawaii folk?

 

i think he's just stalking you.

 

Some kids just need to get run over. Darwinism at its best. Just make sure to pick up a beater so you dont mess up the G when you start dumping vehicular chlorine into the gene pool.

 

Man if I had my work truck, I'd have run that fawker over.

 

I woulda hit him..dam kids need to stay the fk off the street.!

 

reminds me of last thanksgiving. Was coming down the hill from my house to go home. There was a car in front of me and out of no where this kid comes flying down his driveway on his bike, then BANG right into the side of the guys car.

 

Nooooo!!!! He would've screwed up the G!





Tell the truth.........how long did you laugh after seeing that?

 

damnit how'd you know...btw kurt where are my leonard's malasadas?

 

At first I was like oh shi.t cause he wasn't moving for awhile. Then he got up and started to cry. Still I thought the kid broke his neck or something.