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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 05:15 PM
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What you call, one haole learning pijin?

Training bra!

harrrrrr!

i read that joke off another forum, i balled laughing. just wanted to share.
 
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 05:17 PM
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Why did the blonde girl have boxed breasts??








She forgot to take the kleenex out of the kleenex box.
 
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 05:18 PM
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Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?





Burger King forgot to wrap its Whopper!!
 
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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 05:25 PM
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Two so'le's heading towards the airport. They saw the sign "Airport Left". They turned around and went home
 
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 05:32 AM
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What do gay cows eat?































HAAAAAAAAAY!! *in a gay voice*
 
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 11:43 AM
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two potagees walk down a street....one goes behind a tree and says "look dead bird"...the other looks up "where?"
 
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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i just don't get it. !!
 
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Old Jan 31, 2005 | 12:50 PM
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not pidgin related, but it's cracks to the tummz:

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
> options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a
> homosexual.
> The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in
> your vices one more time, you will surely die."
> The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again
> indulge himself in his vice.
> While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
> passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights,
> could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he
> had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the
> bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.
> His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously
> they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a
> cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked
> at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're
> both dead."

this is the kinda email i get at pearl harbor everyday!! thank you taxpayers!! j/p!
 
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