Congrats BlkSedan4me - Ricer of the Month April 2012

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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:52 PM
  #1  
Sweeeeet! Congrats Jorge!

I've been trying to get on this blog for years. He won't post my car but he called me out in his post about your car.



http://g35suck.blogspot.com/2012/03/...pril-2012.html

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Check this month ricer. This car belongs to a guy who makes fun of other ricers. Specifically a guy who basically slapped some skyline badges on his G35 and though the was pimpin'. Of course, it backfired and a war between a JDM ricer and a USDM ricer was started.

The winner? Me, G35suck. Still, no one has proven me wrong. The G35 still sucks. lol

Yo playa, **** your ricer *** pos JDM Skyline. Check out my car son. It's 100% USDM mother****ers. See the red time-attacks stripes son? What you know about this? They match my thongs candledickpark got me for our anniversary son! (love you baby!) Yeah, I added these stripes on a Stock G35 wheels, because it gives it 10 extra HP playa.

See me tails son? Yeah, don't be hatin' playa. Those be some skyline GT-R overlays. The girl at pepboys told me she loves the GT-R so I contacted bluebatmobiles to hook a playa up.

You see my dual exhaust tips son? 2 is better than 1 playa. The extra HP I got from my GT-R tails created to much backpressure. So I has upgraded my exhaust tips with these dual tip I gots from pepboys.

Check out my Pimp-mobile playas. Yall knows yous is hatin. I just washed my car and was cruising and decided to stop in the middle of the road to take some pics. Them bitches rollin' by were checking out my **** yo. I know this car be getting them hoez. Don't be mad.

Check out my ebay headlights yo. See the LED's? They is copies of the Audi A6 headlamps. **** JDM. This is GDM playa.

Bling bling bitches. Check out my warm air intake. Cold air intake is overrated. **** what people say, the car runs better and faster when it takes in hot air from under the hood. And the nismo stickers on the intake proves it.

WTF is this? A shift boot covering my bitch stick? LOL! Yeah, I admit it, I can't drive a stick shift fo ****. I was at a Hooters car meet last year. Some bitches rolled by and they were jocking my **** yo. They was breaking theys neck and were like nice car. Then they saw that I drove a automatic and was like "it's an automatic?". I was embarrassed like **** yo. My 3 inch dick got even smaller. So now, I has to cover this bitch stick with a shift boot.

Check out them badges yo. What's the point of having a G35 if no one knows about it? I got these from autozone. Don't mind the spacing issues. The space between the G and the 35 is just a signal for my buddy candledickpark. Only he and I knows what they means. XOxO
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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:52 PM
  #2  
Jibberjabbers I know you are watching.
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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:54 PM
  #3  
what the heck? Am i the only one being forwarded to www.toolshell.org?
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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:57 PM
  #4  
Jibberjabbers has been known to block IP addys. I can't access his blog from my home computer...LOL. You must be on the black list too haha
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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:58 PM
  #5  
what the heck? LOL
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Apr 4, 2012 | 12:59 PM
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Ohhh that is priceless! haha. I never knew people would go that far to try fake having a manual tranny lol.
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Apr 4, 2012 | 01:02 PM
  #7  
^Its just a shift boot. 03-04s don't have one stock, 05-06s do so its a great upgrade for 03-04s. No one is trying to front like they have a 6MT.
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Apr 4, 2012 | 01:14 PM
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Quote: ^Its just a shift boot. 03-04s don't have one stock, 05-06s do so its a great upgrade for 03-04s. No one is trying to front like they have a 6MT.
Haha coulda fooled me
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Apr 4, 2012 | 01:21 PM
  #9  
For a guy that supposedly hates g35's he sure seems to know quite a bit about them
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Apr 4, 2012 | 02:25 PM
  #10  
I think he's hilarious, pretty entertaining blog imo
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Apr 4, 2012 | 02:41 PM
  #11  
Lmao.
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Apr 4, 2012 | 02:50 PM
  #12  
lol
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Apr 4, 2012 | 04:46 PM
  #13  
Hahaha thats fuked up
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Apr 4, 2012 | 04:52 PM
  #14  
Jibbers I love your angus man
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Apr 4, 2012 | 05:02 PM
  #15  
Damn. He went in.

I think this guy currently or recently owned a black G35 coupe.

Strange blog.
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