i would invest in a shot gun, quick.

HA

 

They are cool cars, and they are fast. I know buddy, I was just messing with ya.

 

Darn, you weren't kidding about the crappy part.

That happened to me, too. But with no carwash nearby and dinner with the family coming up, i ended up wiping it all down using *sob* MF towels and a couple bottles of Poorboy's S&W. I was doing this in the parking lot, in front of the restaurant's patio dining area. Yes, i skipped dinner, and yes, i used to keep a whole slew of detailing supplies in my trunk.

I got a few claps afterwards though.

 

Damn.............Ewwwwwwwwwww

 

yummy!

 

haha, this happened to me the other day too. The part that really pissed me off was there were little foot prints all over, so you could see that the little bastards walked all up and down my ride and took craps along the way.

Installing Owl Mod this weekend. :-P

 

Damn you got ****ed up.

 

daammmm wtf wow

 

I was late to school once and found the perfect parking spot right up front, I couldn't believe it wasn't taken. Well When I got back my car looked like yours did, and from then on I never park near a tree, pole, or anything birds can rest on.

 

oh man, that is "crap"-py

 

something like that happened to one of my freinds but not to his car.

He was sleeping under a tree at a park drunk of his ***.

so we left him their for a while and came back he had **** all over his clothes it was funny that none got on his face.

 

omgg! ive never seen anything like that!

 

I think those bird got Diarrhea or something. Sh***t this make me lough Never park there again mann!!

 

OMFG!!!! I like animals, but I'd start throwing dynamite at ever bird I saw... you're lucky the acid didn't jack up your finish!!! This is soooo jacked, you must have some crap karma.... but for some reason I can't stop laughing that something like that really happened! I would be like "really?!?!" how the ****!? LMFAO

 

someone fed the pigeons white castles burgers .. llol