One of my coworkers drives an 08 Journey and she was walking to her car this morning and found this! looks like it hitched a ride without her even knowing!!

 

Oh man, the poor grill. I hope there are no chips in it.

 

You can drive in the carpool lane now'

 

lol. she said the grille was fine.... i told her it was a good excuse to get the midnight black grille

 

That bird got what he deserved! Stay away from mah G nigguH!

 

Poor "Little Birdie", that really is sad

 

Damn the "G" got hungry and ate the birdie alive

 

Damn poor birdie.....actually poor grill :P if it was my grill I'd be soo pi$$ed of, just got it painted lol

 

Oooo damn, who is going top pull it out

 

how does that even happen? are birds that dumb? suicide?

 

I believe it would be something to do with aerodynamics, once it gets too close it can't pull out of the slip stream.

You know when you see birds trying to fly over a motorway they always have a hard time because of all the cars moving below and the cross winds generated....Or maybe she was flying horizontal and was unluckily scooped up

 

I've taken out quite a few birds in my day. They seem to fly right into me.
The worst was some huge buzzard looking thing that tried flying across a highway as I passed by in my Tacoma. It hit my front fender which caused a huge dent. It then bounced off, taking out the driver's side mirror. I got home and checked the damage, finding a huge streak of sticky nasty stuff all down the side of the truck.

I hit one in a UHaul once too. I was helping some friends move and I was driving the moving truck on the highway. A bird flew straight into the front of the truck and exploded. The friends following behind me called my cell and asked if I had just hit a bag of trash. I guess they all got covered in "stuff" behind me.

Stupid birds.

 

Damn that sucks for the bird lol.

 

I took one out with my Suby once, I was scared it popped a hole in the IC.... but luckily all was good

 

That'll leave a bruise...