Hahahaha. Oh Wow

 

Oh was your face blocked out in those pictures honey? Well since you called me pastey behind my back, and was dumb enough to admit it, let me help you, and everyone else, out by sharing the pictures that I took.
Love,
Your Pasty Girlfriend
p.s. Pot. Kettle. Black. (or, I guess, pastey white in this case)
MUAH, Lover.

 

Jezbian.... that's low....real low....

p.s. I love how the last pic my face is like "take the effing pic before he gets back!!"

 

Heh....low would have been posting the pics that I have of you naked, popping a bottle of champagne. Trust me, this was kind.

 

I've never wanted to before but now, for some odd reason, I want racing seats and Takata harnesses! hooters

Off to take a cold shower.

P.S. Danny, I see nip slip!

 

Yeah Danny, sorry that you were collateral damage in my revenge-wars against my boyfriend.

 

hahahahha hi wes's gf =) , never was formally introduced =(


hi, im veronica!

 

Hi Veronica! I'm Jess! Were you at the show this weekend?

>>>>>Nevermind! Wes just told me who you are Nice to formally meet you too!!

 

i love the pics

 

Sorry I never formally introduced you two, i was too busy getting my top off apparently.

 

forreal im sold on some seats and harness' now. hahah legit.

 

apparently. lol

 

thats going to be my caller id pix for you danny

 

Yes, Wes' ability to rip his clothes off at lightning speed when given enough motivation to do so is quite impressive. I swear sometimes if I give him a hug that lingers even a little longer than usual, all I have to do is turn away for a second, and when I look back he is wearing nothing but a smile similar to the one in the last pic I posted of him and Danny.