Best Craigslist Ad - Bay Area Buyers Act Fast!
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FOR SALE/TRADE:
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of bad@ss. It's made by those rich f@cks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION f@ckin dollars building that ****. And it was made in MOTHERF@CKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? F@CKIN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad @ss, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and ****. The rims on this bad@ss miniature bullet train are 19 f@ckin inches, thats bigger than that fat @ss b!tch you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to f@ckin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, b!tch. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothef@ckin man, you can reverse that sonofab!tch over cats and ****. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty @ss date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her @ss over your baller @ss leather seats. I could sit in those seats all f@ckin day and not even give a ****. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, b!tches know you ain't f@ckin around.
BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?
Whoa whoa whoa, hold your f@ggot horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta @ss low profile tires. ****, those things grip like a f@ckin gorilla, that's f@ckin grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that ****, so you know that's some tough **** right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the f@ckin morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun motherf@ckin Tzu (the only book that f@ckin matters). You turn on the f@ckin domelight and burn your retinas to f@ck, cause, that **** is bright as the motherf@ckin son. In fact, I'm such a f@ckin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized gl@sses to protect your pansy @ss eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that **** shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet @ss ride p@ss them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a motherf@ckin UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're f@ckin right. They're f@ckin magic. Buy this motherf@cker, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry @ss Gangbang **** you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.
2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.
If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.
Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.
Asking 14k. PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE.
You know what comes with this car? An extra set of bad@ss. It's made by those rich f@cks at nissan. So you know damn well...they spent like a BILLION f@ckin dollars building that ****. And it was made in MOTHERF@CKIN JAPAN. You know what else Japan has made? F@CKIN SAMURAIS, NINJAS, and YAKUZA, those guys are so bad @ss, they cut off their own body parts for getting the wrong tea for their bosses and ****. The rims on this bad@ss miniature bullet train are 19 f@ckin inches, thats bigger than that fat @ss b!tch you tagged in the club bathroom. It has a V6, so you know it goes like 300 mph, thats fast enough to get you to f@ckin AFRICA in like 15 minutes, b!tch. It's a stickshift, you can shift up, you can shift down, and if you press down like a mothef@ckin man, you can reverse that sonofab!tch over cats and ****. It's got heated leather seats, so when you pick up your slutty @ss date, her vag won't freeze when she smears her @ss over your baller @ss leather seats. I could sit in those seats all f@ckin day and not even give a ****. I put in a true dual exhaust, so when you drive around, b!tches know you ain't f@ckin around.
BUT, BUT, THATS ALL YOU SAY?
Whoa whoa whoa, hold your f@ggot horses, I ain't done yet. I didn't even mention the tires. Those tires right there, yes, those gangsta @ss low profile tires. ****, those things grip like a f@ckin gorilla, that's f@ckin grip like you wouldn't believe. They even named a glue after that ****, so you know that's some tough **** right there. It's also got DUAL 56 lumen LED domelights. So, you could be driving along at like 4 in the f@ckin morning, and you wanna read the Art of War by Sun motherf@ckin Tzu (the only book that f@ckin matters). You turn on the f@ckin domelight and burn your retinas to f@ck, cause, that **** is bright as the motherf@ckin son. In fact, I'm such a f@ckin gentlemen I'll throw in some polarized gl@sses to protect your pansy @ss eyes for you.That Version Select aero kit is what really makes that **** shine. People won't know if they just saw a sweet @ss ride p@ss them, or if they should call the military cause they swore they just saw a motherf@ckin UFO. It's also got JIC MAGIC coilovers. I know what you're thinking, and you're f@ckin right. They're f@ckin magic. Buy this motherf@cker, and I'll even throw in the Avatar DVD. Why might you ask?, cause it's about blowin trees up on other planets, and bonin hot alien women, and you can watch it all on the touchscreen dvd player, instead of that sorry @ss Gangbang **** you got stashed away. What? Who's judgin you? Not me. Buy this epitome of epic engineering now.
2003 Nissan 350z - 97k miles
Version Select front/rear/sides
AME Shallen CX wheels 19x...10 front, 19x11 rear
Toyo T1R tires
JIC Magic FLT-A2 full coilover suspension
Cusco control arms
XO2 True Dual exhaust (stock exhaust is also included)
Touchscreen headunit.
If you or anyone you know is interested feel free to let me know.
Trade must be for a 4 seater car.
I prefer: Acura TSX, Lexus IS300, Lexus GS300, Acura MDX, Honda Civic 4dr,......etc.. but I will consider all offers.
Asking 14k. PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE.
now thats a sales pitch, Thanks for saving it and posting
