paris
back to the hotel?
screw dat!
on to the next bar!
again Jeff, 16 pints = 1 gallon...
you can DO IT!
cuz you're the JUGGERNAUT B!TCH!!!!
JEFF: Girl you trippin! Dat ma booze!!!! *pimp smack*
and as for keepin it real, fugg that $hit.
keep dat this gangsta.
polarbear thug style.
YEAYUH!!!!
screw dat!
on to the next bar!
again Jeff, 16 pints = 1 gallon...
you can DO IT!
cuz you're the JUGGERNAUT B!TCH!!!!
JEFF: Girl you trippin! Dat ma booze!!!! *pimp smack*
and as for keepin it real, fugg that $hit.
keep dat this gangsta.
polarbear thug style.
YEAYUH!!!!
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OK the French are cool as long as you don't act like a dumbazz. I have two word for them... Air-conditioning!!! It is hot and humid as fugg. My practice round today I had about 5 liters of water. Dammmm!!!
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^^^ I agree, the French were cool as hell towards me, maybe it was because I spoke Spanish and looked Latino. Whatever, even when they realized I was an American they broke all stereotypes.
Word of advice: stay away from those guys who try to sell you those colorful wristabdnds. Avoid them at all costs. They put it on you and then put it on themselves and you're locked to them unless you give them some money. Also, if you go the Eiffel Tower, WATCH your WALLET! Lots of pick pockets there. In fact, watch your wallet everywhere. Especially Venice.
Word of advice: stay away from those guys who try to sell you those colorful wristabdnds. Avoid them at all costs. They put it on you and then put it on themselves and you're locked to them unless you give them some money. Also, if you go the Eiffel Tower, WATCH your WALLET! Lots of pick pockets there. In fact, watch your wallet everywhere. Especially Venice.
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YEAH nukkas!!! Played the tournament today and got 5th out of 60. Not bad since it is so fukkkking hot and humid. Had some minor heat stroke as my fat azz cant handle losing so much sweat in short time. Hot German lady was playing with me and she had a nice swing. Again had at least 5 liters of water and didnt **** until back at the hotel, and it came out caramel colored. I had to buy internet time at 30 Euro (about 37 dollars for one day) to make some hotel reservations.
I have seen 2 Z's and a corvette. Besides that, just alot of Mercedes, BMWs and Audis. Those cars are mostly the same as the US. Everything else is Modus, Opel, Citroien, Smart... all little cars with little engines. Gas here is expensive. 1.20-1.50 Euro per liter, which is like 6-7 dollars per gallon. The beer is cheaper than water here, so I drink that instead of water jk.
Fugg any French who try to pick pocket me or sell me any junk. I will bitch slap their little punk Frenchie back to the post WW1 era with single polarbear swipe! Dru was right, I should have sent my G here to drive around and would have got mad love from all seers.
I have not seen any women with armpit hair. Everyone is hot and shaved. My friend is coming on Sunday, and we will probably check out the UK England and Scotland. Damn my debt is growing fast!!
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I have seen 2 Z's and a corvette. Besides that, just alot of Mercedes, BMWs and Audis. Those cars are mostly the same as the US. Everything else is Modus, Opel, Citroien, Smart... all little cars with little engines. Gas here is expensive. 1.20-1.50 Euro per liter, which is like 6-7 dollars per gallon. The beer is cheaper than water here, so I drink that instead of water jk.
Fugg any French who try to pick pocket me or sell me any junk. I will bitch slap their little punk Frenchie back to the post WW1 era with single polarbear swipe! Dru was right, I should have sent my G here to drive around and would have got mad love from all seers.
I have not seen any women with armpit hair. Everyone is hot and shaved. My friend is coming on Sunday, and we will probably check out the UK England and Scotland. Damn my debt is growing fast!!
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Went on to London via Chunnel. Still too hot. Our room was on the second floor with no AC. Fukking like 85 inside. UK is soo expensive. Went to a club, had about 6 drinks and like 200 dollars out of my pocket.
Took the rail to Scotland to play some golf and avoid the heat. Really nice weather here.
Tommorrow on to Amsterdam for a few wild days, then back to Paris. Should be back on August 3 or sooner. Still no G35 sightings
Took the rail to Scotland to play some golf and avoid the heat. Really nice weather here.
Tommorrow on to Amsterdam for a few wild days, then back to Paris. Should be back on August 3 or sooner. Still no G35 sightings
Jeff,
Great to hear you're having a blast on your trip, man.
Good stuff on the tournament.
Keep kickin dat a$$.
SoCal misses u man.
But the weather's been pretty crazy here as well.
Golfing in 115º weather isn't the greatest.
But still beats a day at the office.
-DRU
Great to hear you're having a blast on your trip, man.
Good stuff on the tournament.
Keep kickin dat a$$.
SoCal misses u man.
But the weather's been pretty crazy here as well.
Golfing in 115º weather isn't the greatest.
But still beats a day at the office.
-DRU
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Jeff,
Great to hear you're having a blast on your trip, man.
Good stuff on the tournament.
Keep kickin dat a$$.
SoCal misses u man.
But the weather's been pretty crazy here as well.
Golfing in 115º weather isn't the greatest.
But still beats a day at the office.
-DRU
Great to hear you're having a blast on your trip, man.
Good stuff on the tournament.
Keep kickin dat a$$.
SoCal misses u man.
But the weather's been pretty crazy here as well.
Golfing in 115º weather isn't the greatest.
But still beats a day at the office.
-DRU
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OK, overslept, now I am up up in the middle of the night. Here is the picture sysnopsis...
Hotel was nice, close to the center of Paris.
Le Arc de Triumphe
Pint from Amsterdam, 11.5%, 0.42 Euro cents, about 60 cents US
Tournament course in Paris. US had 5 players, and got 3 of top five including 1st place. I tied for 4th with another US player.
Paris subway, hot as fugg in there. I would like to buy the world a Coke, but for France I would buy them all deoderant.
Sports facilities in Paris, where most all of the events were held. I rained during the opening cermonies, so everyone bum rushed the stands.
Too hot and humid. About 2500 atheletes, vendors, officials etc. drank 18,000 liters of water that day. I drank 5 liters and did not pee until that night.
Luvre party closing ceremonies
more from Luvre...
Paris lights...
Tour de France final day crowd. Floyd and crew were crusing around after his victory. While he was not looking, I rubbed some hormone cream on his leg so he would lose the title.
Hotel was nice, close to the center of Paris.
Le Arc de Triumphe
Pint from Amsterdam, 11.5%, 0.42 Euro cents, about 60 cents US
Tournament course in Paris. US had 5 players, and got 3 of top five including 1st place. I tied for 4th with another US player.
Paris subway, hot as fugg in there. I would like to buy the world a Coke, but for France I would buy them all deoderant.
Sports facilities in Paris, where most all of the events were held. I rained during the opening cermonies, so everyone bum rushed the stands.
Too hot and humid. About 2500 atheletes, vendors, officials etc. drank 18,000 liters of water that day. I drank 5 liters and did not pee until that night.
Luvre party closing ceremonies
more from Luvre...
Paris lights...
Tour de France final day crowd. Floyd and crew were crusing around after his victory. While he was not looking, I rubbed some hormone cream on his leg so he would lose the title.