I saw a DG G35 yesterday on the 405 going S. His license was "Elefant" and it was a real african elephant. I was like wtf, then I drove next to him/her and it looked at me and gave me a "trunks" up. It was tyte cause he/she was eating peanuts. If your on this forum, please identify yourself!

Are you sure it wasn't a rhino givin you horns up? Did he have a monkey ridin shotgun??

This is the absolute funniest thing I've ever read...By the way, I saw a skunk and a squirel playing chicken yesterday...Then my shoes got smudged when I was running from a Zebra who was mad at me because I made fun of his horse...Moral of the story...the Japanese know how to get D O O W W N N !!

you guys are hilarious... G owners[I][U] are definitely one group with a bright senses of humor...

this is all i have to say: STILLEN sticker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahah ahahahaha

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

khafesho, koongoshad!

Guys, lets keep this thread G35 related. We dont want this thread getting locked. Please lets keep this G related.

Oh by the way, I figured out how to get tiny gains in speed for your G35s. Its a weight reduction over something you dont need.... YOUR FOOD. All you do is before you get into your drivers seat and start your car, make a trip to the bathroom and take a dump. THis will decrease your weight by 1-5 lbs (depending on what you ate) and you know any weight that you can save is always better. Try it and lemme know how it works!

Heres my testimony:

I used to never be able to beat my frineds 600HP civic which is alll gutted out but after trying my method, I was beating him left and right!!!


-Kamal

You too can be the fastest racer in your city by.........JUST TAKING A DUMP!!!!






*fictional testimony provided

i race naked... thats all i have to say

Make sure to shave your chest and *****, cuts a tenth off the quarter.

Gee is right... also remember to keep brown nosing you know who.. cuz god forbid you grow some *****.. you donta wana gain any more weight... haha

Hey guys, is it a problem if my left nut weighs 80 lbs, but my right is like 60lbs? Or atleast it looks like that the way they hang...I'm sorta worried.

Actually yea it does.

If thats the case your cars weight is completely messed up. The best way to fix it is, shave the hait off the left nut and apply it to the right one.

And on top of it take a crap so your car will now weigh wat it should and you should now beat any car on the road.

AREH DEE GEH

damnit so im slow because my nuts are so heavy not cuz i have a 5AT.. i knew it!

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nuts.

i have 3 nuts...