*Ring...
Dizz: hello?
I78: dude...
Dizz: yeah...
I78: guess what I just found in the trunk of the loaner sedan that Tustin gave me...
Dizz: I dunno
I78: a *****
Dizz: HAHAHAHA! GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE!
I78: blah blah blah
Dizz: blah blah blah
I78: Hahahaha! Dude, the batteries are still working
Dizz: Hahaha! Dude, you touched it? Gross!
I78: I didn't touch it, just the base... hahahaha!
I78: WTF?
Dizz: What?
I78: dude, I just found another one...
Dizz: HAHAHAHA! so are you gonna complain?
I78: F*ck yeah!
Dizz: Dude, take a picture...
I78: I know

About 15 mins later, Hoon and Danyo show up to my pad to have a smoke.
Low and behold, I look into the Sony digicam and see two nasty a$$ ****** next to the spare in the loaner sedan.

I love Tustin but watch out for sedan #42.

I'm sure Hoon will be following up to this story shortly w/ the pic.

 

ya mala muh WTF!?!?!?!?!

that's insane!!!
Hey, maybe Hoon can get a free "lube" job out of it.

That's pretty crazy though.

Ya mala muh bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

NICE....

Mmmmmm......KINKY!!

I hope it was a chick that had the loaner before Hoon....

And if it was, find out her name, address, and phone number....and immediately PM me the information...

Thanks y'all!


Mark

 

I'm gonna follow the example and if i ever get a loaner...
I'm gonna strip it of the parts i need/want.
And then make a kimchi jar donation in the trunk.

Mmmmmm... STINKY!!!


Ya Mala Muh La?

 

Wow,coincidence??? just read this in the Orange County Register's Lost & Found section:

Lost: an adult toy aka D!ldo.
color: pink
size: 2" in diameter
length: aprox 10"
special feature: 3 vibrating speed low,med,high
made in China
anybody found this please call (714)741-5704
big reward for your kindness


dude...don't tell Tustin Infiniti yet.i say they'd hide some rough diamonds or cracks inside that thing.BUT,if it smells funny then that not it

 

this is just getting weirder and weirder.

 

the ones me and hoon found were purple and neon green...

i'd like to add that both of them were in working condition; they still had battery life in them. the purple one (what looked like the bigger one) appeared to have been used more.

we were hilariously suprised. when we popped the trunk to check if it had a full size spare there was this "tube" looking thing. hoon and i were just like "huh? wtf is this?" as hoon proceeded to pick it up and examine it....

i78: oooohh, huh, noooooo....is this a....its a *****!!! hahaha
dan: wtf? thats freakin gross dawg, i can't believe ur holding it hahhahaha
i78: (twists the bottom) oooh it still works!!!! hahahaha

5 min later....as i was checking out the spare tire....

dan: wtf? DUDE there's another one!!! hahaha

 

Can you please explain "appeared to be used more" for me?
I am really curious what a worn out one might look like........LMAO

 

hopefully hoon'll post the pic we took of them haha. i'll tell him to put them back where he found them so next time u can go to tustin infiniti and ask for loaner car number 42 specifically haha

 

That's hilarious. I was at the dealership the same time Hoon was there with his car. I actually got the loaner (#3) before his. Damn it!!!!

That would of made a perfect gift for my gf.

 

yeah i know u freakin took the last '05 sedan. we NEEDED that one too.

 

Bump, Kia wants to see pictures.