dude kia is probably the next Mike Jones...everybody should just lay off of his so called "game"...hehe

 

Is this the Man who came to my party at my pad? LOL.

Kia is trying to gather up as many people as he can LOL.
Kia you getting your homies on me now? LOL

but on a serious note. NONE OF US HAVE LIVES.

Kia, Kiram eeh shah law, bee yacht as koonet bee roon

LOL

 

HA HA, very good but you stlll need to learn from me.

I swear on a serious tip this is hilarious, I haven’t done this in a while

But I got your Best Friend here right next to me, my girlfriend DOGG


Bang bang *****, you hear the guns, clickety clack
Don’t be scared because, you know wat, IM BAAAACK

Bro don’t be jealous because I live out in the 818,
You came to the last meet, yea to ***** some jail bait

Kia, your rhymes were half descent, ill give that to you
But most of the crap you said, well u know its not all true

Homie, keep blabbin your car is the $hit here on this forum
Better be quite soon, or ill make you go into a spasm

What's up with your BF Dfiant opening up his mouth
no matter he can suck my ****, its located down south

You guys made jews look better at my party eating up all my food
Better stop with all the racial stuff, you know its going to cause a feud

Ohh you think your car isn’t stock cuz it got a Z-tube?
Bro, shut the hell up, your bf’s calling you, telling you hey don’t forget the lube

Always saying your on the phone with this girl and these *****
funny only seen you with guys, and claiming “I put in their butts”

Kia I love you dogg but this just got a lil personal,
You’re a homie, I consider you a very good pal,

Yea I took the MCAT and I didn’t do as well as I planned
But u know wat, im the leader here so listen to this command

Go back to the zoo, mate with your relatives the monkeys, have some babies
make sure to come to me when im done with med school, don’t want u to have rabies

Bro and why you callin me Mini Me, im taller than your @ss
Areh Dee Geh, that’s the slang right now, not NAH PASSS

Yea so I live in Encino, yea its locaed in the San Fernando Valley
But I got your girl calling me aint her name is ****

you know it Rhymes with Valley, right, LOL its only the internet
Kia, don’t even try to mess with me anymore, or ill give your square head a dent

Dee Geh Tam moon showed, or in English im done with this 15 bar freestyle battle
Cuz Monday, I got a Med School Interview, Yea homie up in Seattle


Chorus: Paul Wall – Sittin Sideways

Ill be phuckin girls Sideways, every damn day
While you be phuckin guys, up in the San Fransisco Bay
Ill be phuckin girls Sideways, every damn day
Your getting old and going bald, so go buy a toupee
Ill be phuckin girls Sideways, every damn day
All your rhymes and wack, its just childs play

On a Friday night, I just be freestylin



Kia listen man, you and your Boyfriends aint even on my level, imma pass it to my crazy cuz Crip Dan.

Dan just handle these guys, show em wat you got sun.

 

What's up with this fool Kia, mentionin' my name
I'll murder you like 50 Cent was murdered by The Game

I'm an official 818 G's representa
You know this fool Dan is about to getcha

Kia you never shoulda mentioned my name in your little ryhme
Now I'm gonna tear you to pieces, line by line

First off lemme address the issue of this guy Dfiant
You come off like your hard but cmon man, we can all see that your liein'

Talking like a tough guy, but no one even knows you
I guess you have Kia's back in the hopes that someday he bl0ws you

Big ups to Jimmy and Arash for holdin' down the crew
818 HOMIE!! I don't care if your Muslim, Christian or Jew

We gonna muder you f.ags, make you annihilated
Kia is waiting for DFiant, hoping he gets violated

Here’s the truth for everyone on G35Driver.com
Kia likes to get head from DFiant after he puts on lip balm

OK OK, enough about you 2 being hom0 and gay
DFiant and Kia actually pretend like they straight during the day

You can’t be like us, especially like Arash
When you found out what your name was you said, Key? Arash?!?!

For everyone out there, “Key?” means “Who?”
Fruity Kia, I’m talking about YOU!

This rhyme was done fast and it was done real quick
Soon I’m gonna hit you guys off with the official remix

(To the tune of “HATE IT OR LOVE IT”)

Hate it or love it Kia likes it from the back
DFiant likes to seduce you with hot wax

They dress in and drag and say “look at me!”
“We’re G35Drivers F.A.G.s”
You ain’t goin’ nowhere, so you better get on your knees


KIA...why on EARTH did you mention my name?!?!?!?

Anyone else who wants to do this we can do this...

8one8 G's REPRESENTA!!!!!!

 

Oh so I guess right now its 3 on 2,
Rashman had to get another fa.g on his crew??
cause he knows he cant handle this **** alone,
what u guys do after u write your rhyme, go bone?...
In the back of your G’s cause u can’t afford a motel,
Bitch its alright, ill keep it a secret, I wont tell!

And Daniel how u doing with your stone interior,
Bitch u so weak u just inferior,
Just step down yur too young for this ****,
Go to your mommy and tell her to make you some jewish halibut!
That’s right bitch, u hurd me right, im talking about your race,
U know I don’t give a **** and I ll say it to your face!

But u know, on the real u guys are all homeys,
But what GDriver don’t know is u guys are all phonies!
U talk a lot of **** about how u guys are rich,
I came to your pad and u had your party in a ditch!
U made me stand in mud and I got my shoes all dirty,
fukc that ****, I bounced at 2:30!
Post meridian that is, cause your party was whack!
And “Gee Im A F.ag” couldn’t come cause he had to install a toilet in his shack!!!!!
Now I aint jokin, I put that on my life,
U so cheap u had us eat rice with a knife!

And don’t talk **** on my homey DFiant,
U don’t know him bitch, hes a friend and a client…
We do business together, not like u and yur dad!
We pull hot bitches from clubs and take them back to his pad!
We tag-team these hoes in front of each other,
We fukc them so hard, then go back and get another,

Its so funny it took trashman more than an hour,
To write up his rhyme, while I was in the shower,
And how cute you and Daniel posted together,
Cause u proofread your whack a$$ rhymes together!
I just woke up and im almost done with this rhyme,
Bitch its not that hard, it don’t take a lot of time!

Alright that’s cool, go find some more fa.gs to join your crew,
Ill just throw u guys a bone to chew,
Yeah that’s right cause u all just bitches!
U think u guys went from rags to riches??
I don’t need anyones help I can handle this **** on my own,
But anyways, whatever, I gotta go I’m on the phone!

 

haha.....

2nd round has begun, we battlin' bones,
that whole thing about jews was 2 close to home,
so lemme step back b4 tears start to fall,
but truth be told i'm droppin' the ball,
leader of this clan? you must be jokin',
suck on dans D**k cause ur rhymes are chokin',
& dan back off b4 ur neck gets broken'.

I ain't stressin' these cats cause pu**y's to good,
818 suburbs, try Detroit thats hood,
I came from the ghetto, what chu' know bout that, 3 1 third b**ch,
i watch my own back.

So listen to my command dan grab your D**k with one hand but Don't get a Rash - man....

 

check it,


1


2

...so cal G terrorists up in hurr ya hurrd...
so dont sting like a bee, just fly away like a bird
yah u know me, representin the orange county...
when i think about u fa.gs, all i do is frown G,
cause yur rhymes take too long,
and u know what, they all wrong!

but i got **** to do, yeah i gotta work,
and when i read your rhymes, all i do is just smirk,
u say my rhymes are whack, thats all u can say,
my rhymes will send your fat-a$$ off to bombay!

yeah my homey DFiant can take all u guys down!
he wrote that **** in 5 minutes, Rashman, yur a CLOWN!...........

 

Kia, very good stuff, but at first it was 3 people so why you complaning.
Yea homie better check yo self before you reck yo self

Like Ice cube i drop mad bombs on yo town
What the hell you saying, i aint no clown

Always pretending you taking a shower after sex with your BF DFiant
Yea its ok, dont be jealous of my dick, you know its a Giant

Homie its funny you say u pull hot bitches from clubs and take them back to your pads!
But cmon dogg lets be on the real, you go and mack on all the fa.gs

then you tag-team those fa.gs in front of each other
you kiddin me right, afterwords do you say, would u like another?

Bro you may live in the OC, but you always call me from West Hollywood
and Dfiant Shut the hell up, you aint a hustler, dont ever say your from the hood

You guys like to say yea it took me more than an hour to write my rhyme
bro take it easy, it was shabbat, i had to spend some quality family time

Enough with the racist jokes on both sides
Imma end this heat by saying, $.hit, we all have some of the tightest rides

I gotta end this because i feel it was getting to carried away
Its saturday, and i have to go to the temple and pray

Yea Kia, Dfiant our battles were real good
but dont get anything twisted, i dont want you to be misunderstood

Yea this was fun but the MCAT is right around the corner
dont ever say your terrorists, we are just a bunch of foreigners

One last thing before i hit the studying,
All this damn work better pay off, because im DYING


Aiight man imma be a man and step up, i gotta sqaush all this, even though it was fun as hell, i feel it was getting a lil to personal, i dont wanna mess anything up or hurt anyone else. Im out of this, i gotta Study and work alot in the next few weeks. Kia, Dfiant it was good, holla atcha boy

818 Gz representa

 

so yeah i knew you were gonna back out this time,
cause yur ugly fat-a$$ cant even write a rhyme!
it takes u 10 hours to write a rap,
but that $hit just come out like crap!

yeah yeah, u gotta work and study,
bitch yur probably watching Lucille MacGillicuddy!
alright, i guess youre waving the white flag,
and oh yeah, your whole crew, just a bunch of phags...

i guess this is the end, i need some kleenex i think im gonna cry...
but i wont even wave, i dont like saying good-bye!

 

i gotta call up Interscope and tell them we got some ni**az from the hood here... any of you guys got shot 9 times?

 

My homie Rash tried to keep it friendly
But this dude Kia wants to make it deadly

We told ya, we aint some dudes to be tested
Next time you see us, your chest better be vested

We come straight with it, come with the heat
You come gay with it, like sucking on DFiant's feet

You're a shame to all who have an Infiniti
818 G'z kill anyone talking **** in our vicinity
Friend or enemy, you aint ahead of me

Talking about my interior is Stone
At least I'm not using DFiant cause I want a gay guy to bone

Do your homework, 05 IP didn't come in black
We'll set up a race, you'll see nothing but my back

Off the line, and through every gear
Focus on the race, not suckin on DFiant's kir

DFiant, you want it, you can come get some later
You guys are some certified 818 haterz

It's the home of the G's, it's where they all lay
Did you know Woodland Hills is the home of Dr. Dre?

What about Ice Cube, Mack 10, X to the Z
I was at 76, talkin' it up with the Shadiest One DubC

Moral of the story, you guys are some biters
I'll beat you at a real freestyle battle, you can hire some ghostwriters

At the end of the day, it's about Jimmy, Arash, and Dan
I bet I just made everyone on G35Driver my #1 fan


818 G's Representa!!!!!! Arash and Jimmy, I got it from here guys!!!!

 

You say you gotts SHlT to do, you say you got work
***** its saturday morning and you still writing the hook

You call me a f@g, but youve seen my bitches
Dont playa hate cause yo boyfriend gave you the itches...

Whos this dfiant guy, he seems so obediant
Hey son, daddys gonna mix ya like an ingredient

You say you can handle us all by yourself
But you've got dfiant, that mysterious elf

We can go bar for bar you dirty guy
But if we do, promise not to cry?

I aint no jew, but I know they run the show
Just look at your nation, you retarded ho

dfiant got brave and called me john doe
after Im done, hell be callin me John flow

See Ill rip it up here and rip it up there
so you two bitches step down and beware...


8one8

 

Ok rash is out that doesn't even the odds,
2 on 2 Gee go call your pops,
better yet go call the cops,
tell em' u got murdered by a mind that doesn't stop.

I'm twistin' this flow like i'm twistin' your arm,
I'll call you john Hoe or Dans lucky charm,
suckin' his d**k gettin' all vicious,
lickin' his **** like he's magically delicious.

I can go on 4 hours but i'll end it right here,
Gee's fat a$$ is Dan's final frontier...

haha Rash it was fun it was good but in the end WE ALL HOOD... nuttin' but luv homies.....

 

I won’t call the cops, I’ll just call the coroner
Ill tell’em I just killed this lyrical foreigner

The only thing you twist is your hand on kia’s ****
Yea he likes it real slow, keep suckin his *****

You’ve got it all twisted B, cause I ain’t viscous
Just kneel down, cause my semens nutritious

I bet you and Kia must be good ‘friends’
You share everything including your tail ends

Look, don’t know you and I don’t have SHlT
But understand that when I spit, its legit

Come to my hood, and Ill give ya instructions
On why I’m the real weapon of mass destruction

Yo, I’m only fat in just the right spot
Are you jealous cause I’m hot and you not?

You say one line, then decide to end
Look son, you don’t have to pretend

The only thing G about you is your car
You’re just an actor, and I’m the real star

You ain’t real hood, and neither am I
Keep goin homie, you’ll just die.


8one8 Represent. We finally bringin some life to this forum, much love to all. Especially the spitters.

 

Flew out West cause I heard about the hash, sidetracked by asinine verses from arash.

Short, fat and stout just like that little teacup, eatin them kabobs you moved up to a D cup.

Lyrical rhymes delivered straight from the East, keep lickin vagina lips full of crusty a$$ yeast.

Split you with the mic, like frisco dikes in tights, lowering the G ONLY from fear of heights.

All this talk of MCAT exams and interviews, cut your hair kos kesh, rid that head from curly pubes.

Got DPE’s cause you thought they stood for ‘DOPE’, you got no hope, you just another f@g up in my scope.

Allah u Akbar I spit out to your ‘Shalom’, Daniel san lubricates sheep a$$ up on the farms.

Eight lines is all your worth so now you know, kiram too koonet but now I really have to go.

reppin 703, 202, 301