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#78
08-15-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally Posted by skeleton_cru
Is that right? And how do you gauge ones Mexicaness?
+1 Points if your city is a Mexican name
+1 Points if your street is a Mexican name
+2 Points if the population in your city is atleast 40% latino (+1 for 30%, +3 for 50%)
+1 Points if you've had Del Taco or Taco Bell this past month
+3 Points if you know how to speak Spanish
+1 Points for every Mexican person/friend/family member you know.
The person with more points is more "Mexican" than the other. Holla.
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08-15-2005, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Gee Im Fast
+1 Points if your city is a Mexican name
+1 Points if your street is a Mexican name
+2 Points if the population in your city is atleast 40% latino (+1 for 30%, +3 for 50%)
+1 Points if you've had Del Taco or Taco Bell this past month
+3 Points if you know how to speak Spanish
+1 Points for every Mexican person/friend/family member you know.
The person with more points is more "Mexican" than the other. Holla.
+1 Points if your street is a Mexican name
+2 Points if the population in your city is atleast 40% latino (+1 for 30%, +3 for 50%)
+1 Points if you've had Del Taco or Taco Bell this past month
+3 Points if you know how to speak Spanish
+1 Points for every Mexican person/friend/family member you know.
The person with more points is more "Mexican" than the other. Holla.
what about the number of mexicans you have banged in the last month?
#80
08-16-2005, 01:11 AM
No no no! That should be -3 for Del Taco or Taco Bell. It would be +1 for
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
Note: in keeping with the politacal correctness that this thread has shown thus far, I am not hispanic - I just love their food and the beauty of their senoritas!
BTW - what the hell is a "tool"? Keep in mind that I am 46, barely remember high school or what pissed me off back then. College in the late 70's took care of those brain cells!!
sd_diver
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
Note: in keeping with the politacal correctness that this thread has shown thus far, I am not hispanic - I just love their food and the beauty of their senoritas!
BTW - what the hell is a "tool"? Keep in mind that I am 46, barely remember high school or what pissed me off back then. College in the late 70's took care of those brain cells!!
sd_diver
#81
08-16-2005, 01:23 AM
Originally Posted by sd_diver
No no no! That should be -3 for Del Taco or Taco Bell. It would be +1 for
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
viva las frijoles!!!
#82
08-16-2005, 01:26 AM
Originally Posted by Gee Im Fast
+1 Points if your city is a Mexican name
+1 Points if your street is a Mexican name
+2 Points if the population in your city is atleast 40% latino (+1 for 30%, +3 for 50%)
+1 Points if you've had Del Taco or Taco Bell this past month
+3 Points if you know how to speak Spanish
+1 Points for every Mexican person/friend/family member you know.
The person with more points is more "Mexican" than the other. Holla.
+1 Points if your street is a Mexican name
+2 Points if the population in your city is atleast 40% latino (+1 for 30%, +3 for 50%)
+1 Points if you've had Del Taco or Taco Bell this past month
+3 Points if you know how to speak Spanish
+1 Points for every Mexican person/friend/family member you know.
The person with more points is more "Mexican" than the other. Holla.
Cali must be interesting. I've only met 3 Mexicans in my life. But I do live in a city with over 2 million Cubans does that count? 
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08-16-2005, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sd_diver
No no no! That should be -3 for Del Taco or Taco Bell. It would be +1 for
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
Note: in keeping with the politacal correctness that this thread has shown thus far, I am not hispanic - I just love their food and the beauty of their senoritas!
BTW - what the hell is a "tool"? Keep in mind that I am 46, barely remember high school or what pissed me off back then. College in the late 70's took care of those brain cells!!
sd_diver
____bertos (fill in with "Ro" or "Al", etc.) Can't beat a good carne asada burrito at 2:00 a.m.!
Note: in keeping with the politacal correctness that this thread has shown thus far, I am not hispanic - I just love their food and the beauty of their senoritas!
BTW - what the hell is a "tool"? Keep in mind that I am 46, barely remember high school or what pissed me off back then. College in the late 70's took care of those brain cells!!
sd_diver
This guy took it to another level.
Originally Posted by Finiti35
+8 for me, beat that Cali must be interesting. I've only met 3 Mexicans in my life. But I do live in a city with over 2 million Cubans does that count?
Cali must be interesting. I've only met 3 Mexicans in my life. But I do live in a city with over 2 million Cubans does that count?
#86
08-16-2005, 02:22 PM
Ah! I was hoping you would ask me this. Patty boy...you are the perfect definition of a tool so here we go:
1. tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
EX: "That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."
2. tool
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the a*sstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
EX: "Pat is a tool because he dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told him
to."
3. tool
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an a*sshat.People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools. People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. tool
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
EX: Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
5. tool
A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it-
EX: "Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here)(Patty). He's a tool.
6. tool
a fake person. someone does things to impress people.Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL.
People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte
7. tool
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
EX: "The man named Patty who uses G35 Driver is such a tool."
8. tool
one who is utterly retarded, or just a dumb person who is dense.
-He is a tool
9. tool
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
-u are a tool...
10. tool
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
EX 1: Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
EX 2: Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
Those are just a few definitions. This is why I agree, and I think most others would as well, that Pattywong is a TOOL. Thank you, I rest my case.
1. tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
EX: "That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."
2. tool
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the a*sstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
EX: "Pat is a tool because he dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told him
to."
3. tool
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an a*sshat.People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools. People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. tool
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
EX: Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
5. tool
A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it-
EX: "Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here)(Patty). He's a tool.
6. tool
a fake person. someone does things to impress people.Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL.
People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte
7. tool
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
EX: "The man named Patty who uses G35 Driver is such a tool."
8. tool
one who is utterly retarded, or just a dumb person who is dense.
-He is a tool
9. tool
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
-u are a tool...
10. tool
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
EX 1: Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
EX 2: Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
Those are just a few definitions. This is why I agree, and I think most others would as well, that Pattywong is a TOOL. Thank you, I rest my case.
#87
08-16-2005, 02:27 PM
Still surprised Patty boy? I would think that you would be shocked because after you read all of this you would be wondering why the word "tool" hasn't already been replaced in the dictionary with "Patrick Wong." By the way, I guarantee I graduated w/higher education than your azz and that I make at least 10 times what you make. I'm a baller son, whether you like it or not.
#88
08-16-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally Posted by GameOverGagne
Ah! I was hoping you would ask me this. Patty boy...you are the perfect definition of a tool so here we go:
1. tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
EX: "That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."
2. tool
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the a*sstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
EX: "Pat is a tool because he dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told him
to."
3. tool
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an a*sshat.People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools. People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. tool
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
EX: Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
5. tool
A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it-
EX: "Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here)(Patty). He's a tool.
6. tool
a fake person. someone does things to impress people.Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL.
People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte
7. tool
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
EX: "The man named Patty who uses G35 Driver is such a tool."
8. tool
one who is utterly retarded, or just a dumb person who is dense.
-He is a tool
9. tool
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
-u are a tool...
10. tool
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
EX 1: Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
EX 2: Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
Those are just a few definitions. This is why I agree, and I think most others would as well, that Pattywong is a TOOL. Thank you, I rest my case.
1. tool
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.
EX: "That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."
2. tool
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the a*sstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
EX: "Pat is a tool because he dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told him
to."
3. tool
someone who is a complete idiot/ one who is used by other people, and usually dosen't even realize it/ someone who can't think for themselves/ an a*sshat.People who wear huge logos on their shirts are tools.People who listen to Avril Lavigne, are tools. People who think Sum 41 is a punk band, are all tools.
4. tool
n. to describe a person of lower than standard mental ability. referred to as a tool because they cannot function on their own will, they must be used to accomplish a task or form desire.
EX: Johnny: "You are such a tool that your parent's bought that panemon card, because the Japanese told you that it was cool."
Sally: "You still live in a van down by the river."
5. tool
A sad soul who is being taken advantage of without realizing it-
EX: "Dude, I need a ride to the party.
-Ask (insert name here)(Patty). He's a tool.
6. tool
a fake person. someone does things to impress people.Someone who claims to be a coffee fanatic but only buys "frappacinos" from starbucks. People who go to TRL.
People who listen to Good Charlotte. The members of Good Charlotte
7. tool
one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
EX: "The man named Patty who uses G35 Driver is such a tool."
8. tool
one who is utterly retarded, or just a dumb person who is dense.
-He is a tool
9. tool
a complete loser... one who had no friends..someone who is used for there resources..
-u are a tool...
10. tool
1.) One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.
2.) Most politicians.
EX 1: Larry told me what a great job I'm doing again today. He is such a tool.
EX 2: Congressman (Mark) Green (R-WI) will say anything to get some buzz about his campaign for governor. What a tool!
Those are just a few definitions. This is why I agree, and I think most others would as well, that Pattywong is a TOOL. Thank you, I rest my case.
GOG is a tool!!!
#89
08-16-2005, 02:33 PM
Kia or whatever your gay azz name is. You better hope I never see you cuz I know you are a little pussbag and I don't see how you can talk shiet to anyone. I didn't even want to bother with you but if you wanna talk some shiet. I'll be glad to pay you a visit. You might be just about the biggest loser on this forum. I suggest you keep quiet.
#90
08-16-2005, 02:41 PM
Originally Posted by GameOverGagne
Kia or whatever your gay azz name is. You better hope I never see you cuz I know you are a little pussbag and I don't see how you can talk shiet to anyone. I didn't even want to bother with you but if you wanna talk some shiet. I'll be glad to pay you a visit. You might be just about the biggest loser on this forum. I suggest you keep quiet.
