How low is too low?
#16
09-06-2010, 09:04 PM
When you can't go to eat because the driveways too tall.
When you can only fill up at one gas station because the back driveway is flat.
When your exhaust looks like it fell from a skyscrapper a couple times and was then fitted to the car.
When it takes you a few streets to pull over for a cop and he calls for backup thinking he is in a pursuit.
When you can only fill up at one gas station because the back driveway is flat.
When your exhaust looks like it fell from a skyscrapper a couple times and was then fitted to the car.
When it takes you a few streets to pull over for a cop and he calls for backup thinking he is in a pursuit.
#23
09-08-2010, 02:33 AM
Ahem...as stated in the Slamburglars Handbook
1. Shock travel is for bitches.
2. Dumped so low the panties practically fall off.
3. If your car is drivable, you're not low enough.
4. We use pinch welds for parking brakes.
5. Slamburglars don't get stuck on speed bumps, speed bumps get stuck on Slamburglars.
6. Tuckin wheels and copin feels
7. Dumpin whips and stealin chicks.
8. Tire stretching and ***** popping.
9. Guilty of Slamburglary.
10. Because its not cool to be high.
11. g-codes and g-strings.
12a. There is no such thing as too low.
12b. There is no such thing as low enough.
13. Whats "out of spec"?
14. We like our girls how we like our cars, HAMMERED.
15. It's not so bad being down & out.
16. slamburglars, aka THE FRAME BANG GANG.
17. The lower you go, the better it feels.
18. Doin things, Cuttin springs.
19. Doin work, Scrapin dirt.
20. Slamburglars have their passengers sit in the back left and rub in the front right.
21. Oil pans are scheduled maintenance.
22. **** bitches, get coils.
23. Wheel gap is for ///M owners.
24. Dump or Die.
25. It's nice to MEAT you.
26. Innocent until proven GUILTY.
27. Beware of the liftburglars.
28. Invite only.
29. The home of bad taste and poor geometry.
30. Our nightmares consist of potholes and speed bumps.
31. MO' LOW MO' MONEY MO' BITCHES
32. Like your SAT scores....so low you cant go anywhere.
33. Scraping more pans than the food network.
34. We slam our cars almost as hard as we slam muff.
35. If sparks dont fly, your rides too high.
36. thuggish ruggish tire scrubin.
37. never doubt The Professor.
38. gun bucking and car hucking
39. turning heads for all the wrong reasons.
40. We like our girls how we like our tires, SMOKIN.
41. Low Ballin and Street Crawlin.
42. We like our cars how we like our girlfriends, DUMPED.
43. If it's not slammed, what's the point?
44. perches are for birds, collars are for dogs.
45. No switches, Mo Bitches
46. If you have to ask, GTFO.
47. Keeping it durty, down to the floor.
48. aka the lane marker ****er uppers
49. aka the rim tuck **** club
50. aka the pan slam clan
51. SlamBurglars cant light bon fires
52. dumpin' n fist pumpin'
53. LOW CARS & LOWER STANDARDS.
54. pullin trogs on the daily.
2. Dumped so low the panties practically fall off.
3. If your car is drivable, you're not low enough.
4. We use pinch welds for parking brakes.
5. Slamburglars don't get stuck on speed bumps, speed bumps get stuck on Slamburglars.
6. Tuckin wheels and copin feels
7. Dumpin whips and stealin chicks.
8. Tire stretching and ***** popping.
9. Guilty of Slamburglary.
10. Because its not cool to be high.
11. g-codes and g-strings.
12a. There is no such thing as too low.
12b. There is no such thing as low enough.
13. Whats "out of spec"?
14. We like our girls how we like our cars, HAMMERED.
15. It's not so bad being down & out.
16. slamburglars, aka THE FRAME BANG GANG.
17. The lower you go, the better it feels.
18. Doin things, Cuttin springs.
19. Doin work, Scrapin dirt.
20. Slamburglars have their passengers sit in the back left and rub in the front right.
21. Oil pans are scheduled maintenance.
22. **** bitches, get coils.
23. Wheel gap is for ///M owners.
24. Dump or Die.
25. It's nice to MEAT you.
26. Innocent until proven GUILTY.
27. Beware of the liftburglars.
28. Invite only.
29. The home of bad taste and poor geometry.
30. Our nightmares consist of potholes and speed bumps.
31. MO' LOW MO' MONEY MO' BITCHES
32. Like your SAT scores....so low you cant go anywhere.
33. Scraping more pans than the food network.
34. We slam our cars almost as hard as we slam muff.
35. If sparks dont fly, your rides too high.
36. thuggish ruggish tire scrubin.
37. never doubt The Professor.
38. gun bucking and car hucking
39. turning heads for all the wrong reasons.
40. We like our girls how we like our tires, SMOKIN.
41. Low Ballin and Street Crawlin.
42. We like our cars how we like our girlfriends, DUMPED.
43. If it's not slammed, what's the point?
44. perches are for birds, collars are for dogs.
45. No switches, Mo Bitches
46. If you have to ask, GTFO.
47. Keeping it durty, down to the floor.
48. aka the lane marker ****er uppers
49. aka the rim tuck **** club
50. aka the pan slam clan
51. SlamBurglars cant light bon fires
52. dumpin' n fist pumpin'
53. LOW CARS & LOWER STANDARDS.
54. pullin trogs on the daily.
#24
09-08-2010, 04:13 PM
#25
09-09-2010, 12:20 PM
When you're driving and your car stops because it got stuck (damn Irvine Spectrum parking lot).
When people ask if you're on air suspension.
When you enter/exit a driveway and you look around and see a bunch of
faces.
When you need to use a ramp to get a jack under your car.
When you need to jacks to lift up one corner.
When you have to replace your y pipe several times due to the flex joints scrapin to sh*t.
When you have to replace your OEM cats because you banged the crap out of them.
When your mom cant drive your car without your guidance.
When you're not high.
When people ask if you're on air suspension.
When you enter/exit a driveway and you look around and see a bunch of
faces.When you need to use a ramp to get a jack under your car.
When you need to jacks to lift up one corner.
When you have to replace your y pipe several times due to the flex joints scrapin to sh*t.
When you have to replace your OEM cats because you banged the crap out of them.
When your mom cant drive your car without your guidance.
When you're not high.
#27
09-09-2010, 07:03 PM
#28
09-10-2010, 06:44 PM
