you know you low when you try to throw away a mcdonalds cup under your car and it doesn't fit. lol

 

You know your to low when you have to plan out your roads to avoid speed bumps

 

why would your dumbas* be throwing a cup on the ground in the first place

 

ehhh staying low is overrated hahah

 

You know your too low errrrrrrrrrrrrr LAZY when you can't put your cup in the garbage! But you are eating at Mac Pukes

 

There is no such thing as too low, the ground is too high.

 

When you can't go to eat because the driveways too tall.
When you can only fill up at one gas station because the back driveway is flat.
When your exhaust looks like it fell from a skyscrapper a couple times and was then fitted to the car.
When it takes you a few streets to pull over for a cop and he calls for backup thinking he is in a pursuit.

 

^ lol damn

 

when you mass murder ants

 

when you tell your boss she cant ride on your sedan to pick up lunch, "drive your own car, meet you there"

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha

That's sig worthy right there!

 

 

just dont show her the NO FAT B*TCHES, CAR WILL SCRAPE bumper sticker

 

You WOULD be the one to say that!

 

Haha great thread. In for more!