Beer Drinkin test.

http://www.iondesign.net/drinkometer/

 

In the wake of Enron, Worldcom and the AOL/Time Warner adventures, I wanted
to make a few close friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations and make yourself a bundle.

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.
Grace Company will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Zesty Crackers join forces and
become Polly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood.

4. Zippo Mfg, Audi Motor Car, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to
become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa.

5. Federal Express is expected to join it's major competitor, UPS and
consolidate as FEDUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and Nat'l Org. of Women will become known as Knott NOW!!!

9. "Stop and Shop" with "A&P". They will call themselves, for everyone's
relief,---"Stop&P".

 

LOL, Deane, I'm so glad wrinkles don't hurt either.....

Thanks so much for posting #30...... I really didn't know Jack Schitt, now I can honestly say I now do know Jack Schitt......


Good ones; Keep 'em comin'
C.

 

^ yeah that's def one of my faves. I have to go out now but will see if I'm bored next number of days and will look for a few more. I have a ton of them with attachments but don't have the expertise to deal with resaving, reducing etc to get them on here.

 

that british cable letter made me cry

her's one from me, cheers:
____________________________________
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex
happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until
you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny
you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you
have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each
other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you
get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot
stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

 

^ good one.

I like the British letter one also. I think my fave is Jack Schitt

 

Glad you enjoyed. There are some new ones since you posted.

 

Thanks. It was fun posting and I hope folks enjoyed them.