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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by usual_suspect
I hear rumours of a proposed amendment to the Income Tax act as well - a new simplified tax form:
ROFL, I love it.
 
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 11:03 AM
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Can't be real...........

Why would that ugly f***** b!tch from Ca. be
involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
 
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by gary c
Why would that ugly f***** b!tch from Ca. be
involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
The piece was originally American. In the interest of feeding an intense Canadian craving for self-depricating humour,
and in order to avoid instigating a war that neither country has the spare troops or ammo for, it was translated into a
shot at our own bad selves. While the names were being changed, Ms. Boxer apparently slipped through the cracks
cleverly disguised as a New Democrat. Let's agree to substitute Judy Wasylycia-Leis and let Ms. Boxer go back to...
...to whatever it is she does to Arnie.

EDIT: ...unless your question was serious. If you thought it was a real news release, you're on your own.
 

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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by usual_suspect
I hear rumours of a proposed amendment to the Income Tax act as well - a new simplified tax form:

LOL, yes I've heard similar rumblings over the years:

Something like:

What did you make?
What did you spend?
What tax did you pay us?
What's left?

Send it too.

C.
 
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by giddyup69
lol.. i'm sending this one to my sister who is currently working at deloitte's tax division.

here are 2 questions (or similar to what i remember) that were given to me during a sun microsystems interview:

1. there are 2 rooms. 1 room has 3 light bulbs and the other room has 3 control switches for the light bulbs. a closed door separates the 2 rooms. u are allowed to walk into the room with the bulbs only once. u may flick the light switches any number/combination of ways. u must identify which light switch operates which light bulb.

2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?
LOL, that's easy for a guy like me who was born in a barn........Just go into the room with the bulbs first and leave the door open........ then you can see what switch does what.......

I'll leave the other to someone else.....

C.
 
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Old Nov 29, 2006 | 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by giddyup69
1. there are 2 rooms. 1 room has 3 light bulbs and the other room has 3 control switches for the light bulbs. a closed door separates the 2 rooms. u are allowed to walk into the room with the bulbs only once. u may flick the light switches any number/combination of ways. u must identify which light switch operates which light bulb.

2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?

1. Turn one switch on, turn 2nd switch on for a bit then turn off (it will be the one that is off but hot to the touch), leave last switch off.
EDIT: LoL after reading Colin's answer, I feel stupid! Your way is much easier

2. Take care of your raccoon problem? I can't get this one.

I love stuff like this!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Troy
 

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