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ROFL, I love it. Originally Posted by usual_suspect
I hear rumours of a proposed amendment to the Income Tax act as well - a new simplified tax form:
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Why would that ugly f***** b!tch from Ca. be
involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
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involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
The piece was originally American. In the interest of feeding an intense Canadian craving for self-depricating humour,Originally Posted by gary c
Why would that ugly f***** b!tch from Ca. be involved with Canada? She has her hands full with
Arnold.........litterly!!
and in order to avoid instigating a war that neither country has the spare troops or ammo for, it was translated into a
shot at our own bad selves. While the names were being changed, Ms. Boxer apparently slipped through the cracks
cleverly disguised as a New Democrat. Let's agree to substitute Judy Wasylycia-Leis and let Ms. Boxer go back to...
...to whatever it is she does to Arnie.
EDIT: ...unless your question was serious. If you thought it was a real news release, you're on your own.
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Originally Posted by usual_suspect
I hear rumours of a proposed amendment to the Income Tax act as well - a new simplified tax form:
LOL, yes I've heard similar rumblings over the years:
Something like:
What did you make?
What did you spend?
What tax did you pay us?
What's left?
Send it too.
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here are 2 questions (or similar to what i remember) that were given to me during a sun microsystems interview:
1. there are 2 rooms. 1 room has 3 light bulbs and the other room has 3 control switches for the light bulbs. a closed door separates the 2 rooms. u are allowed to walk into the room with the bulbs only once. u may flick the light switches any number/combination of ways. u must identify which light switch operates which light bulb.
2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?
LOL, that's easy for a guy like me who was born in a barn........Just go into the room with the bulbs first and leave the door open........ then you can see what switch does what.......Originally Posted by giddyup69
lol.. i'm sending this one to my sister who is currently working at deloitte's tax division.here are 2 questions (or similar to what i remember) that were given to me during a sun microsystems interview:
1. there are 2 rooms. 1 room has 3 light bulbs and the other room has 3 control switches for the light bulbs. a closed door separates the 2 rooms. u are allowed to walk into the room with the bulbs only once. u may flick the light switches any number/combination of ways. u must identify which light switch operates which light bulb.
2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?
I'll leave the other to someone else.....
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2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?
Originally Posted by giddyup69
1. there are 2 rooms. 1 room has 3 light bulbs and the other room has 3 control switches for the light bulbs. a closed door separates the 2 rooms. u are allowed to walk into the room with the bulbs only once. u may flick the light switches any number/combination of ways. u must identify which light switch operates which light bulb.2. u wake up one morning in your home and look out the window. to your surprise u find trash littered all over your yard. meanwhile, every other yard in your neighbourhood is spotless. what do u do?
1. Turn one switch on, turn 2nd switch on for a bit then turn off (it will be the one that is off but hot to the touch), leave last switch off.
EDIT: LoL after reading Colin's answer, I feel stupid! Your way is much easier
2. Take care of your raccoon problem?
I can't get this one.I love stuff like this!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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